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Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:32 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Waaait wait wait wait wait.....i sit on my hand and my dick?


HOW DO I SIT ON MY OWN DICK???

Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:44 pm
by Blurillaz
SPACERITUAL wrote:Waaait wait wait wait wait.....i sit on my hand and my dick?


HOW DO I SIT ON MY OWN DICK???

that means you aint big enough foo'
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Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:14 pm
by SPACERITUAL
:picard: :picard: :picard: :picard: :picard: :picard:

Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:16 am
by futuresailors
SPACERITUAL wrote:Waaait wait wait wait wait.....i sit on my hand and my dick?


HOW DO I SIT ON MY OWN DICK???


What you can't? I thought everyone had to move it out of the way when they sat down...

Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:18 am
by futuresailors
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Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:24 am
by hazelwould
NewarkWilder wrote:this thread-

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It's our destiny.

Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:06 am
by bigchiefbc
NewarkWilder wrote:long story. got kicked out of my private school when I was a sophomore for being on the pot. lol. That was the year I won the most trophies, but I won a bunch as a freshman too. Never got back into it after that 'cause I bounced around a few other schools after that and eventually schemed my way into a diploma after only technically taking about 2.5 years of HS :lol:


Sounds like you would have been great in mock trial comps too. I did mock trials in HS and undergrad. Fun times. My proudest day was in college when we trounced Yale at regionals. The opposing attorney never bothered to lay proper foundation for his witness, and I got his entire direct examination stricken from the record. The judge was just sitting there chuckling the whole time. Goddamn those were fun geeky times.

Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:15 am
by SPACERITUAL
futuresailors wrote:
SPACERITUAL wrote:Waaait wait wait wait wait.....i sit on my hand and my dick?


HOW DO I SIT ON MY OWN DICK???


What you can't? I thought everyone had to move it out of the way when they sat down...


I THINK THAT MAY BE YOUR TESTICLES

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AND NOW CLEVELAND WILL DEMONSTRATE

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Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:47 am
by futuresailors
I'm telling you you're just doing it wrong...
http://ask.metafilter.com/95970/Why-is- ... ing-asleep

But you have brought me lulz.

Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:56 am
by DallasLemonade
im sorry to put the thread back on track, :facepalm: ( it has made my day) but could you install the mastery bridge on any guitar, or just jazzmasters, jaguars, mustangs, and teles with bigsbys?

Re: mastery bridge

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:40 pm
by futuresailors
Any body with those two little holes will take it like a pro. :erm:

I will answer your question and keep it off track.