Don't Hit Your Penis With Your Gear
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Velcro Bottom
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Re: Don't Hit Your Penis With Your Gear
You all have the best advice.
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Re: Don't Hit Your Penis With Your Gear
Welcome to the forum Sir! We used to treat new people like shit but we're in the post-rona post-clique paradigm. I'm the Chief Deputy $oy $hark so please feel free to PM me or post any questions. Yes this is banter... but I'm also serious. Welcome (as of April... sorry).Velcro Bottom wrote:You all have the best advice.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Don't Hit Your Penis With Your Gear
I assumed your pronouns, sorry. May God have Mercy on my soul. Welcome!
And seriously, if you do have a penis, don't hit it with your gear. That's really the entire purpose of this thread.
And seriously, if you do have a penis, don't hit it with your gear. That's really the entire purpose of this thread.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: Don't Hit Your Penis With Your Gear
It's getting chummy in here.
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Re: Don't Hit Your Penis With Your Gear
oh, honey, Mr. Winky wouldn't reach my pedalboard if i tied it to a broom handle.
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DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
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