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my penis has a first name
it's O-S-C-A-R...
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Ding Ding






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fear of god.
well i guess, but i just don't know.

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Kanye West
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mine is called

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sevenSHARPnine wrote:htsamurai


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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SPACERITUAL wrote:Its former name was justin pearson.


I'm pretty sure this is maybe the best name for a dick. Hard not to want it.
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I don't have a name for my truly awful penis but i regularly tell people it looks like Sgt. Barnes from PLATOON.
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i9 saw that this thread had been bumped and was a bit surprised to see i'd made the same joke i was about to post a decade ago.
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