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by dubkitty » Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:48 am
my penis has a first name
it's O-S-C-A-R...
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by whalesong » Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:40 am
Ding Ding or ; "Boss' name here"
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by Snowblind » Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:17 pm
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by peps1 » Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:46 pm
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by sevenSHARPnine » Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:19 pm
htsamurai
McSpunckle wrote: Pee, on the other hand, is full of other things that make it more conductive. That's why you don't pee outside in a lightning storm without first putting on your steel dick sheath.
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by Bellyheart » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:01 pm
Lil' Jon and the Eastside Ballz
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by MaxMaps » Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:41 pm
mine is called
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THEBEERHAMMER wrote:
Achtane wrote: Doom Weed, duh.
Doom seed is like...what you get when wizards jerk it.
Doom Weed produces Doom Seed.
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by whalesong » Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:50 pm
sevenSHARPnine wrote: htsamurai
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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by theavondon » Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:12 pm
SPACERITUAL wrote: Its former name was justin pearson.
I'm pretty sure this is maybe the best name for a dick. Hard not to want it.
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by Bassboar » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:22 pm
Major Hoople.
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by proroby » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:04 pm
The Heatmiser...yes I'm a ginger.
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by $harkToootth » Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:30 pm
I don't have a name for my truly awful penis but i regularly tell people it looks like Sgt. Barnes from PLATOON.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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by dubkitty » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:59 am
i9 saw that this thread had been bumped and was a bit surprised to see i'd made the same joke i was about to post a decade ago.