Re: bad jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 1:29 pm
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Re: bad jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:23 pm
I have a joke about pizza...but it's too cheesy
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 1:04 pm
what did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 1:05 pm
awwwwwww this one makes me feel bad.
how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE.
how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 1:07 pm
sooooo i'm was balls deep in this guy, humping away as HARD AS I CAN. go for the reach around, because, POLITE. and that fucker had an erection.
WAT.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
WAT.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 2:40 pm
behndy wrote:awwwwwww this one makes me feel bad.
how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:01 pm
What do you call 215.000 men with their hands in the air? Forces armées françaises.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:02 pm
I saw this French rifle on sale on eBay. It's never been fired and only dropped once.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:16 pm
How do you sink a French nuclear submarine?
You give it a Norwegian crew.
You give it a Norwegian crew.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:18 pm
Touché, sir. Touché.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:22 pm
How do you separate a Disarm D'arcy from an UglyCasanova? With a crowbar.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 3:31 pm
You don't. Because the sight of their genital irritation resulting from their constant coitus will make you huuuuurt.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:35 am
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:51 am
Super Dave Osborne told this joke on Saturday...behndy wrote:
lol. my favorite incest joke -
young grrL comes out of her room in her trailer, says to her dad sitting in a beat up recliner, "Diddy. i need to borrow the car."
dropping his pants, he replies, "well, you know what you got to do."
she drops to her knees, proceeds to blow him. after a minute she stops and looks up, "Diddy.... your dick tastes like SHIT."
*Finger Snap Of Remebrance*
"ohhhh damn i forgot. your brother has the car."
Be Proud!
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:20 am
VERY proud.
how many ants to fill an apartment?
tenants.
huh?
HUH?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
how many ants to fill an apartment?
tenants.
huh?
HUH?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.