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Re: bad jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:55 am
by Muff_Diver
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, bad atmosphere.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:23 pm
by CyaNitrate
hbombgraphics wrote:What do you call a Man with No arms and No Legs ...
...In a pile of leaves
...in front of your door?
What do you call two men with No arms and No Legs on a window sill?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:30 pm
by hbombgraphics
CyaNitrate wrote:hbombgraphics wrote:What do you call a Man with No arms and No Legs ...
...In a pile of leaves
...in front of your door?
What do you call two men with No arms and No Legs on a window sill?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Oh yeah!!!!!!! it just got real!
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 3:49 pm
by tremulant
well, the name of this thread is bad jokes. here's the most patriarchal joke i know
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
it doesn't matter, feminists don't change anything.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 7:46 pm
by Pete
CyaNitrate wrote:hbombgraphics wrote:What do you call a Man with No arms and No Legs ...
...In a pile of leaves
...in front of your door?
What do you call two men with No arms and No Legs on a window sill?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:39 am
by behndy
i think it's a Ryan Reynolds joke? Blade 3?
what did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
see you in 28 days!
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:28 pm
by behndy
how was the Roman Empire cut in half?
with a pair of Caesars.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 4:34 pm
by hbombgraphics
behndy wrote:how was the Roman Empire cut in half?
with a pair of Caesars.
Just saved my friday!!!!!!
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 7:11 am
by Derelict78
What did the O say to the Q?
Dude your dicks hanging out.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:22 am
by behndy
you know what really gets my goat?
El Chupacabra.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:33 am
by culturejam
A teacher, a lawyer, and a priest are seated together at dinner on a cruise ship. The captain announces over the loudspeaker that the ship is sinking and everyone should get to the lifeboats as fast as possible. The teacher says to the other men, "We've got to help the children get to the lifeboats." The lawyer laughs and says "Screw the children!". The priest turns to the lawyer and says, "Do you think we have time for that?"
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:40 am
by behndy
what did the shoes say to the pants?
sup britches.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:20 pm
by Pepe
culturejam wrote:A teacher, a lawyer, and a priest are seated together at dinner on a cruise ship. The captain announces over the loudspeaker that the ship is sinking and everyone should get to the lifeboats as fast as possible. The teacher says to the other men, "We've got to help the children get to the lifeboats." The lawyer laughs and says "Screw the children!". The priest turns to the lawyer and says, "Do you think we have time for that?"
I know that one in a version with the Pope, Axl Rose and Michael Jackson. He was still alive back then when I heard that joke for the first time.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:47 pm
by CyaNitrate
What do you call two crows sitting on a branch?
Attempted murder.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:07 pm
by Thylacine Dream
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff (or beef jerky)