Does Dwarfcraft offer employee health insurance?

[Chankgeez]

[neonblack]

And do you drug test?

[Jwar]

LOL!!!

[Jwar]

If I was in Wisconsin, I'd be on this so fucking fast.

[aens_wife]

No, we don't offer health insurance yet. We are hoping to be able to do that next year, for sure.

And of course we don't drug test. We just ask that employees do not come to work high or whatever, because soldering irons are really hot and drill presses can fuck you up.

[Chankgeez]

Thanks, Louise, good to know. Guess I'll have to wait until next year. Soldering irons are hot.

[magiclawnchair]

if you could find me a job grinding bone reamers up there ill move and work nights/weekends...

[Chankgeez]

... grinding bone r...

You and jwar should go into business together.

[goroth]

And do you drug test?

Hahahahaha. Now I get that this was a legit (ish) question for the DC folks. I thought you were having a dig at Chanks. Whom I in turn thought had posted a completely random post but was actually apparently referring to a real life job opportunity.

This whole thread makes so much more sense now.

[Chankgeez]

Yeah, Dwarfcraft are looking to hire. Sadly, I will not be amongst the applicants.

[DRodriguez]

How long after joining does an employee earn his monarch wings?

[Inconuucl]

Am I required to grow a beard as part of the employee uniform?