Goddamnit apple music....

[casecandy]

If you like the Skyrim soundtrack you will probably like that Burzum record.

I do! I like a lot of Burzum records.

[SPACERITUAL]

Saw this today. Its so bad its like they got casecandy to write it.

What is even wrong with this though
This is a pretty reasonable summation of Burzum's career
What would you have done differently

I usually like to start out with knowing what the fuck im talking about. This guy comes off as a sensationalist buffoon. Let me put it into perspective for you. Say I was given the tast of writing an article on Brand New. Say I chose to write "Brand New are a bunch of fucking fudgepackers and their music is dogshit"
While I don’t have direct proof that anyone from Brand New are actual fudgepackers, I just generally don’t like them and they take part in shit that I equate with fudgepacking, so I’m just going to go ahead and throw the label around.

Its also true that I dislike pop punk and consider all bands encompassing that genre to be dogshit. True I have absolutely no vested interest in the genre and never enjoyed it, but fuck it I know everything so what I write has to be true.

See how I end up sounding like a chundering fuckhead? Totally dude. I don’t give a flying fuck about brand new or its members or its target audience, so I don’t comment on it. Anything I would have to say would be just a bunch of bias and irrelevant banter. In this way, I avoid actually ever looking like a shitdick.

So lets talk about the guy who wrote the intro to the burzum playlist for “Apple Metal”. His intro says jack shit about the music. His intro says jack shit about any actual stylistic shift in the music. His intro says jack shit about stylistic hallmarks of black metal in general.

What does his intro say jack shit about? The fact that he knows fuckall about Burzum. Burzum has never discussed Satanism. Burzum has never discussed Nazism. Varg himself has never been a Satanist and is pretty far from being a nazi. Hes racist in the sense that the elves in the elder scrolls are racist. For ancient and magical reasons.
It really surprises me all the hype and vehemence surrounding varg….i mean in terms of black metal his crimes and outlook aren’t even that bad….

….lets take…..emperor for example. Their drummer led a gay man out into the woods under the pretense of being gay himself and stabbed him to death. He bragged about how deep the knife went in and how he had to step on the body to get the blade out. He spat on the body. When questioned about it, hellhammer had this to say: “Bard killed some fucking faggot in the woods in lillehamer, hes a hero”
Hes out now too. He played drums for all the emperor reunion shows. Does this get mentioned in emperor bios?????

[D.o.S.]

Nicely said.

I would point out, though, that you do often come across as both a chundering fuckhead and a shitdick from time to time.

[casecandy]

+1 to everything in the two posts directly preceding this one

Hes racist in the sense that the elves Altmer in the elder scrolls are racist. For ancient and magical reasons.

FTFY

Anyway, while I wanted to know what was wrong with it, I should clarify that I would have never written it. You're right. It is not about the music.

[SPACERITUAL]

Nicely said.

I would point out, though, that you do often come across as both a chundering fuckhead and a shitdick from time to time.

Your mother.

[Strange Tales]

Its also true that I dislike pop punk and consider all bands encompassing that genre to be dogshit.

BURN THE HERETIC AT THE STAKE. DRINK HIS BLOOD.

[casecandy]

Its also true that I dislike pop punk and consider all bands encompassing that genre to be dogshit.

BURN THE HERETIC AT THE STAKE. DRINK HIS BLOOD.

[More_Divebombs]

Anyone implying that the Descendents are dogshit should come and headbutt my fist.

[SPACERITUAL]

Anyone implying that the Descendents are dogshit should come and headbutt my fist.

Im not really sure id call descendants POP punk.....but either way after milo goes to college i have no use for them.

[WeHuntKings]

Its okay SPACERITUAL, I too despise pop punk.

[casecandy]

Anyone implying that the Descendents are dogshit should come and headbutt my fist.

Im not really sure id call descendants POP punk.....but either way after milo goes to college i have no use for them.

Regardless of your or my opinion of them, The Descendants are textbook pop-punk.

I'm confused... are people ganging up on someone for not liking pop-punk?

...am I still on ILF?

[Strange Tales]

Its okay SPACERITUAL, I too despise pop punk.

[casecandy]

I'm Tom Tucker.

Well, coming up next, is Norwegian black metal pariah Burzum releasing a collaborative album with Weezer's Rivers Cuomo?

A new study confirms that—no, he is not.

[WeHuntKings]

Its okay SPACERITUAL, I too despise pop punk.

[Mudfuzz]

So is Burzum pop punk or not?