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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
Okay folks, we are ready to solicit EU dealers. But we don't know where to start. So please give us suggestions as to dealers you think would be interested in our stuff. We will start contacting prospective EU dealers this week. thanks!
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
Fuzz Monster in Denmark would be all over this.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
The Sound Lab is the coolest shop in The Netherlands, Marijn is a great guy whom I can personally vouch for!
http://www.thesoundlab.nl/
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
Yeah fuZzmonster. And thesegoto11 in Stockholm!
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
You'll want at least on good store that's based in Germany, right? Located right in the heart of W-Europe, and has relatively low VAT rates if I'm not mistaking.
Too bad I can't recommend anything in particular though, so anyone else wanna chime in here?
Too bad I can't recommend anything in particular though, so anyone else wanna chime in here?
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
Fuzzhugger Tom, Copilot Adam, Scientific Ryan et al use Effekt Boutique
http://www.effekt-boutique.de/
They seem like dudes.
German VAT is 19% which isn't a whole lot cheaper but it's better than a kick in the teeth.
Link to These Go to 11: www.tgt11.se
http://www.effekt-boutique.de/
They seem like dudes.
German VAT is 19% which isn't a whole lot cheaper but it's better than a kick in the teeth.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
Thanks for these suggestions! I have passed these on to our dude in charge of sales and dealer relations. So we will be reaching out to these shops very soon.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
… and I will hopefully be reaching out with some more videos and/or audio clips soon (or as soon as I have a chance to record something).
I've been seeming to like running the Clusterfuzz before other fuzzes or dirt.
I've been seeming to like running the Clusterfuzz before other fuzzes or dirt.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
Despite it being designed for sonic destruction, it can actually do lower-gain sounds. And since it has a metric shit-ton of output volume, it can drive other pedals (or amps) pretty well.Chankgeez wrote:I've been seeming to like running the Clusterfuzz before other fuzzes or dirt.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
I dont have much to go on, but so far I would think that this is the sort of fuzz that would make a lot of sense on a small-ish board, where you want one super versatile fuzz instead of three different fuzz peds...
Or at least thats the excuse I plan on using to justify buying yet another toy
Or at least thats the excuse I plan on using to justify buying yet another toy
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
I love these go to eleven. If anyone is ever in Stockholm, check them out. Such friendly and helpful staff. I've borrowed pedals to my rehearsals to see if it works in the mix and with my own gear.
The clusterfuzz seems super fuckin rad also, I'd love it if I could play it in my hometown
The clusterfuzz seems super fuckin rad also, I'd love it if I could play it in my hometown
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
I like joes pedals in uk.culturejam wrote:Thanks for these suggestions! I have passed these on to our dude in charge of sales and dealer relations. So we will be reaching out to these shops very soon.
But wherever this Lands in euro, i will get one.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
+1 for joes pedals as well. He's a dude.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
Like this?culturejam wrote:... it can drive other pedals (or amps) pretty well.
Clusterfuzz pushing Basic Audio SCRAM! (Ampeg Scrambler):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LezQx1d871E[/youtube]
(What's going on is in the vid description.)
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
MO' FUN:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNZM-K7wOFk[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNZM-K7wOFk[/youtube]
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