Twin Dongs and the Eighth Dimension

Jero · Post by **Jero** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:24 am

jwar wrote:Anyone ever read this?
http://www.crowdfundinsider.com/2014/12 ... ill-given/

Pulled from that link...
"It just occurred to me… anyone who can look at my tax debt, my failed kickstarter, and think I am well off, don’t know sh*t about money…"
...anyone else remember when she was bragging about her millions here like a year or two ago in one of the older blowout threads :picard:

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:38 am

Just in case.

hahahaha

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Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:38 am

skullservant wrote:

ahahahahahaha

skullservant · Post by **skullservant** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:39 am

jwar wrote:
skullservant wrote:
ahahahahahaha

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:42 am

jwar wrote:Just in case. hahahaha

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Hey there,
First of all I wanted to apologize for the looooooooooooooooong lack of updates. Two things happened. One, I lost my fucking mind. Two, I also lost deviever.com and forgot my password so I had to get them to verify me as a person to change the email and get back on here.
So yeah. Holy shit guys I am so fucking sorry for how absolutely unhinged I have been the past 12+ months. My trek into the video game industry and my move to Oakland was absolutely rock bottom for me.
I remember the exact moment, sitting there with a knife to my wrist after having been cutting myself off and on for weeks. Getting wrapped up in this weird online world of shit posting and radical progressives gaslighting folks left and right under the guise of feminism.
... all while my mental and physical health plummeted because I am a fucking idiot who wasn't taking care of myself.
Holy shit.
So as you are all well aware by now, my stint as a video game developer never panned out financially, and after over a year of trying, it's time I buckle down and get back to making a living... and if there's one thing I'm good at, it's fuzz. :3
Yup, I'm getting back into the pedal biz, and I know for some of you that's probably an eye rolling statement, but hey fuck you buddy, when I'm in a good head space, I'm a fucking champion of design, manufacturing, and marketing, and I have felt more myself recently than I have since before facial surgery, which was when I really had my shit together.
So the 411 on this whole getting back into the pedal business is that I have some associates who have been long time supporters that are helping me get back into the pedal biz through generous financial contributions.
Also, on a side note, a lot of my bank debts have cleared over the past year (including my car, a personal loan, etc) to the point that I no longer have those weighing down on me.
There also is a lot of excitement about my return to the biz, so I feel very confident money will start coming in fairly steadily as the biz picks up, especially over the holiday season, and since the IRS have given me a break while I get myself back on my feet, you guys are my new priority to pay off... actually guys always have been, but I've been living on donations and gifts from friends for so long I just didn't have much to give. :/
Speaking of, I've had a crazy stalker stirring up shit for some time now, as well as some asshole kickstart backers and just the general rumor mill surrounding the "devi drama train" who accuse me of still mismanaging my finances and such when they see me eating out or getting new computer parts.
The truth is I've been living off the kindness of strangers for a very long time, and often times that means people treating me to things, so yeah... I have new computer parts. I've gone out to eat sushi and see movies every now and then.
People can be really nice, and I'm a fucking human who likes nice things, so if you want to bitch to anyone about this... I dunno, yell at God or a scientist or your DNA or something.
Anyhow.
So you might be wondering what in the FUCK happened with Dwarfcraft building you guys pedals... and a hello to Ben and Aen's Wife since I'm sure some of you dick heads are going to forward this to them to further stir up drama... Fun fact you idiot fuck heads... you are the ones perpetuating this drama... I'm just trying to fucking survive.
The last I heard from Aen's Wife, we were sorting out the ability for them to get paid for parts via royalties, which we agreed would be taken off the top of $2k every month once they were able to be making that kind of money... which by now they fucking should have. There is a lot of misinformation going around about exactly how much royalties I have been getting from Dwarfcraft, and it has NEVER been enough to live off of which is why I tried my damnedest to hustle in the gaming industry... and why I ultimately had to lean on the kindness of friends and strangers the past year.
Dwarfcraft talked a big game about wanting to help me out from the very beginning but never made an effort to follow through and when we finally started working out specifics, I told them they needed to get back to me with a contract so we made sure everything was kosher, but as is usual with communicating with them on business dealings, months went by with little to no communication.
All of this came to a head the past few months when I brought up to them that I needed to supplement my income, and that if I was allowed to build just 12-16 pedals a month, under a new brand, completely new designs, it'd be enough for me to get by and get ahead.
Their reaction to this request was incredibly bizarre, and I'm not going to start quoting emails or anything, but long story short they treated me like some kind of threat to their business and outright told me no even though they had spent the past year claiming they wanted to try and help me.
It was this bizarre reaction from them, along with the general shittiness in communication and their seeming inability to really increase devi ever : fx sales that finally made me get to a point I decided I wanted out.
I offered to give them the business outright so that I could get out of their incredibly over reaching non-compete clause, but they said no.
... so I called lawyers in Oregon and Wisconsin for advice. They told me the non compete clause Dwarfcraft wrote up was not over reaching to the point no judge would uphold it, and confirmed the contract was generally pretty shitty.
Read up on it yourself. The non compete clause they wrote up was "forever and worldwide", which is incredibly unreasonable and malicious imho.
I told Dwarfcraft I wanted nothing more to do with them, and eventually decided to resurrect the name I was building pedals under when I first started back in 2002 / 2003... Effector 13.
When I have money again I will definitely be going to a lawyer to discuss further the use of my name and previous pedal names... there's a lot in regards to the contract which is honestly pretty iffy... but all that is beside the point.
I miss running a pedal business, I need to make money to survive and pay my debts, Dwarfcraft screwed me over, and that's all there is to it really.
Whether you side with them, with me, both, or neither, it doesn't really matter... this is the path I am on to getting back to financial stability, and this is what is going to lead me to paying the remainder of you back sooner than later.
On that note, if you are in communication still with Dwarfcraft about refunds, just stop... they are no longer involved in any way with me paying you guys back, and apparently they have been telling people a lot of bullshit about who and what I have or haven't paid... information they simply don't have, and definitely have absolutely no fucking right to be talking about privately or publicly.
... and in that regard, I am very fucking sorry I ever got any of you involved with that. Besides the failure of the Console itself... getting Dwarfcraft involved was my second big regret.
I'd quote the classic meme of "The ride never ends", but it will... guaranteed sooner than later now that I am back in the pedal business.
If you want to follow the work of Effector 13, there is a facebook page :
https://www.facebook.com/effector13
I'm also back on facebook... and yes, I've dropped all my recent pseudonyms while in the gaming industry and am just going by Devi again.
https://www.facebook.com/PTSTD
My new email address is devi AT ptstd DOT tv if you have any questions.
If you've sent me questions or comments via the console website, I'll try to get back to them when I get my communications more organized. Until then, that email or facebook is probably the best way to contact me if you have immediate needs.
Love ya'll.

Seriously though this needs to be public to show what kind of person you're dealing with.

There's no accountability in here. Just excuses and anger. So fucked up.

skullservant · Post by **skullservant** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:46 am

All I want is my money back, and then I can guarantee she will never, ever, hear, deal, or speak with me again

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:49 am

skullservant wrote:All I want is my money back, and then I can guarantee she will never, ever, hear, deal, or speak with me again

Chances are though you will never get it. I mean, she seems to care a little but not enough to not do it again and again. I would personally write it off at this point or get with the others in the campaign and sue her. You may even get a lawyer to do it pro bono. Who knows. She needs a consequence of some king other than the daily drama.

Has anyone pursued Kickstarter on this? It seems like they would have some level of liability here.

skullservant · Post by **skullservant** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:57 am

Oh yeah I've come to terms that I'm not going to get the money back. But at some point you'd think that there would be SOME sort of consequence that would come her way instead of the ability to continue to live life floating on a publicly funded cloud

rustywire · Post by **rustywire** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 10:58 am

jwar wrote:Just in case. hahahaha

NSFW: show
Hey there,
First of all I wanted to apologize for the looooooooooooooooong lack of updates. Two things happened. One, I lost my fucking mind. Two, I also lost deviever.com and forgot my password so I had to get them to verify me as a person to change the email and get back on here.
So yeah. Holy shit guys I am so fucking sorry for how absolutely unhinged I have been the past 12+ months. My trek into the video game industry and my move to Oakland was absolutely rock bottom for me.
I remember the exact moment, sitting there with a knife to my wrist after having been cutting myself off and on for weeks. Getting wrapped up in this weird online world of shit posting and radical progressives gaslighting folks left and right under the guise of feminism.
... all while my mental and physical health plummeted because I am a fucking idiot who wasn't taking care of myself.
Holy shit.
So as you are all well aware by now, my stint as a video game developer never panned out financially, and after over a year of trying, it's time I buckle down and get back to making a living... and if there's one thing I'm good at, it's fuzz. :3
Yup, I'm getting back into the pedal biz, and I know for some of you that's probably an eye rolling statement, but hey fuck you buddy, when I'm in a good head space, I'm a fucking champion of design, manufacturing, and marketing, and I have felt more myself recently than I have since before facial surgery, which was when I really had my shit together.
So the 411 on this whole getting back into the pedal business is that I have some associates who have been long time supporters that are helping me get back into the pedal biz through generous financial contributions.
Also, on a side note, a lot of my bank debts have cleared over the past year (including my car, a personal loan, etc) to the point that I no longer have those weighing down on me.
There also is a lot of excitement about my return to the biz, so I feel very confident money will start coming in fairly steadily as the biz picks up, especially over the holiday season, and since the IRS have given me a break while I get myself back on my feet, you guys are my new priority to pay off... actually guys always have been, but I've been living on donations and gifts from friends for so long I just didn't have much to give. :/
Speaking of, I've had a crazy stalker stirring up shit for some time now, as well as some asshole kickstart backers and just the general rumor mill surrounding the "devi drama train" who accuse me of still mismanaging my finances and such when they see me eating out or getting new computer parts.
The truth is I've been living off the kindness of strangers for a very long time, and often times that means people treating me to things, so yeah... I have new computer parts. I've gone out to eat sushi and see movies every now and then.
People can be really nice, and I'm a fucking human who likes nice things, so if you want to bitch to anyone about this... I dunno, yell at God or a scientist or your DNA or something.
Anyhow.
So you might be wondering what in the FUCK happened with Dwarfcraft building you guys pedals... and a hello to Ben and Aen's Wife since I'm sure some of you dick heads are going to forward this to them to further stir up drama... Fun fact you idiot fuck heads... you are the ones perpetuating this drama... I'm just trying to fucking survive.
The last I heard from Aen's Wife, we were sorting out the ability for them to get paid for parts via royalties, which we agreed would be taken off the top of $2k every month once they were able to be making that kind of money... which by now they fucking should have. There is a lot of misinformation going around about exactly how much royalties I have been getting from Dwarfcraft, and it has NEVER been enough to live off of which is why I tried my damnedest to hustle in the gaming industry... and why I ultimately had to lean on the kindness of friends and strangers the past year.
Dwarfcraft talked a big game about wanting to help me out from the very beginning but never made an effort to follow through and when we finally started working out specifics, I told them they needed to get back to me with a contract so we made sure everything was kosher, but as is usual with communicating with them on business dealings, months went by with little to no communication.
All of this came to a head the past few months when I brought up to them that I needed to supplement my income, and that if I was allowed to build just 12-16 pedals a month, under a new brand, completely new designs, it'd be enough for me to get by and get ahead.
Their reaction to this request was incredibly bizarre, and I'm not going to start quoting emails or anything, but long story short they treated me like some kind of threat to their business and outright told me no even though they had spent the past year claiming they wanted to try and help me.
It was this bizarre reaction from them, along with the general shittiness in communication and their seeming inability to really increase devi ever : fx sales that finally made me get to a point I decided I wanted out.
I offered to give them the business outright so that I could get out of their incredibly over reaching non-compete clause, but they said no.
... so I called lawyers in Oregon and Wisconsin for advice. They told me the non compete clause Dwarfcraft wrote up was not over reaching to the point no judge would uphold it, and confirmed the contract was generally pretty shitty.
Read up on it yourself. The non compete clause they wrote up was "forever and worldwide", which is incredibly unreasonable and malicious imho.
I told Dwarfcraft I wanted nothing more to do with them, and eventually decided to resurrect the name I was building pedals under when I first started back in 2002 / 2003... Effector 13.
When I have money again I will definitely be going to a lawyer to discuss further the use of my name and previous pedal names... there's a lot in regards to the contract which is honestly pretty iffy... but all that is beside the point.
I miss running a pedal business, I need to make money to survive and pay my debts, Dwarfcraft screwed me over, and that's all there is to it really.
Whether you side with them, with me, both, or neither, it doesn't really matter... this is the path I am on to getting back to financial stability, and this is what is going to lead me to paying the remainder of you back sooner than later.
On that note, if you are in communication still with Dwarfcraft about refunds, just stop... they are no longer involved in any way with me paying you guys back, and apparently they have been telling people a lot of bullshit about who and what I have or haven't paid... information they simply don't have, and definitely have absolutely no fucking right to be talking about privately or publicly.
... and in that regard, I am very fucking sorry I ever got any of you involved with that. Besides the failure of the Console itself... getting Dwarfcraft involved was my second big regret.
I'd quote the classic meme of "The ride never ends", but it will... guaranteed sooner than later now that I am back in the pedal business.
If you want to follow the work of Effector 13, there is a facebook page :
https://www.facebook.com/effector13
I'm also back on facebook... and yes, I've dropped all my recent pseudonyms while in the gaming industry and am just going by Devi again.
https://www.facebook.com/PTSTD
My new email address is devi AT ptstd DOT tv if you have any questions.
If you've sent me questions or comments via the console website, I'll try to get back to them when I get my communications more organized. Until then, that email or facebook is probably the best way to contact me if you have immediate needs.
Love ya'll.

I don't take sides, I'm my own side.
My position is this: Beware of anyone who keeps showing you their true colors, then offering excuses as to why those colors are taken out of context or someone else's fault. Always someone else's fault.

PROVERB TIME

A leopard doesn't change its spots
Rotten wood cannot be carved

Glenouille · Post by **Glenouille** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:09 pm

rustywire wrote: Always someone else's fault.

Yes and despite the fact that in all these misadventures she is the common denominator. No matter what you change, be it the industry, the platform, the forum, it inexorably always ends up the same way. A disastrous ending seems to be the only thing that can be absolutely guaranteed.

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:54 pm

Blackened Soul wrote:
casecandy wrote:Yeah so I added her on FB, exploded into a fucking cunt.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRpTeo1q0U4[/youtube]

This is a 100% perfect representation of what happened

THA'S NUH ORDINARY RABBIT

fuzzonaut · Post by **fuzzonaut** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:10 pm

She should team up with Scott from Gojira FX and rock the pedal biz to bits!

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:32 pm

COMING 2015

A COLLABORATION BETWEEN

DEVI EVER:FX

and

ELECTRIC AMP COMPANY U.S.A. #1

Devi Ever & Joel Wheeler's unstoppable

SARLACC PIT OF $$$$$

- Slowly digests innocent gearheads for 1,000 YEARS
- Crafted by Devi to original trilogy 1983 specs
- We'd give you the rundown but... who cares, it's safe to say you will NEVER hold it in your hands
- SUPPORT IT NOW ON KICKSTARTER, GOFUNDME, and INDIEGOGO
- I WILL GIVE YOU A DRAWING
- DID I SAY DRAWING? I MEANT SHITPOST
- ONLY $2600
- Joel is considering raising the price though

doommeow · Post by **doommeow** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 3:02 pm

casecandy wrote:COMING 2015

A COLLABORATION BETWEEN

DEVI EVER:FX

and

ELECTRIC AMP COMPANY U.S.A. #1

Devi Ever & Joel Wheeler's unstoppable

SARLACC PIT OF $$$$$

- Slowly digests innocent gearheads for 1,000 YEARS
- Crafted by Devi to original trilogy 1983 specs
- We'd give you the rundown but... who cares, it's safe to say you will NEVER hold it in your hands
- SUPPORT IT NOW ON KICKSTARTER, GOFUNDME, and INDIEGOGO
- I WILL GIVE YOU A DRAWING
- DID I SAY DRAWING? I MEANT SHITPOST
- ONLY $2600
- Joel is considering raising the price though

Ok, no. That's just wrong. You did NOT just cross meme Devi and Return of the Jedi.

I'm saying you are an asshole and you need to go home before you hurt someone. You're cut off. You're done. Now you better cut it out before I call the cops.

ilovefuzz.com

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