Twin Dongs and the Eighth Dimension

[UglyCasanova]

I've never wanted another Dwarfcraft pedal as much as I do these days.

[chutneyfarmer]

The latest I've seen is Devi posting about probably not receiving anymore royalty payments and not wanting anything to do with the dwarfcraft folks anymore. If the folks at dwarfcraft don't take legal action because of cost (which is totally understandable), I do hope that they take the money earmarked for Devi as royalty payments and put it in an escrow account in the event that this does turn litigious and they have to wind up paying. I really feel bad for these folks and find the way Devi conducts herself to be incredibly toxic to any and all involved. Nothing good can come from dealing with her. She seems to enjoy perpetuating this kind of BS to the point of teasing a new pedal called the "moda seiser."

Lots of good vibes to Louise and Ben and sympathy for trying to help someone who is clearly not rowing with both oars in the water and enjoying the waves they are causing.

Just saw that stuff on Facebook there. Good vibes to all the Dwarfcraft crew! My respect for this woman couldn't be lower at this stage.

[aens_wife]

Devi is full of shit. We have no intention of breaking our end of the contract.

We can probably lock this thread now. As much love as we have seen from you guys, she is going to try to stir up shit by lying and I don't really want to engage that here, or anywhere else.

She is banking on us behaving in the way she would if the tables were turned. We got screwed, but I am unwilling to do that to another person, even if the deserves it.

[phantasmagorovich]

<3 !


ARF will be ordered within the month.

[Dandolin]

jawesome it's-a-(mouse) trap image

I'm pretty sure I want whatever Dwarfcraft pedal I buy in my pedal-not-meddle response to have yon Papal image on it.

I've never wanted another Dwarfcraft pedal as much as I do these days.

Though perhaps an ILF "Effector 13 is Back/Devi Here, Ask Me Anything" pedal mass-buy will transpire and I will jump awn it.

Or both.

Moar to thee Dwarfcraft family.

[Ugly Nora]

One winter a Farmer found a Viper frozen and numb with cold, and out of pity picked it up and placed it in his bosom. The Viper was no sooner revived by the warmth than it turned upon its benefactor and inflicted a fatal bite upon him; and as the poor man lay dying, he cried, "I have only got what I deserved, for taking compassion on so villainous a creature."

[D.o.S.]

That one works better with the frog and the scorpion and the river.

[Ugly Nora]

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

[D.o.S.]

[behndy]

They've always been around that. Small company, still MIA I believe.

Or buy a used one.

The good thing on an ebow is that (a) it works reliably the same every time once you know how to use it - but can still cause massive chaos (b) if you break it, send in the unit and they typically replace/rehouse it for free. I've gone through I believe three or four trips back to the mothership with mine and haven't even ever had to pay postage back. The switches when abused by a cretin like me fail, it's like a footswitch failing on a pedal.

Vibrator/electronic motor of some type will make neat noises as well, just a case of right tool for the job.

jia. i guess it's more a My GrrL Just Moved In So Spare Monies Are Going To Fun Couple Stuff so i'd rather grab a super cheap version to see if i dig it at all before i go with the (still not really that much money now that i think about it) Real Version.

hurmmmmmm. might look for a usededed one. hah. but now i know it will have been used for sex shtuff as a revenge for sex toys taking part of their market.

[UnicornTrap]

I've never wanted another Dwarfcraft pedal as much as I do these days.

[adapt]

just posted the mockup art for the new fuzz, and it says "effector 13 by devi ever"

whatta goofball.

[aens_wife]

just posted the mockup art for the new fuzz, and it says "effector 13 by devi ever"

whatta goofball.

Goofball is not the word I would use.

[Dandolin]

It would've been good, oh cinematic one. But I think this one's going to drag on quite a while in the denouement.

[Jwar]

just posted the mockup art for the new fuzz, and it says "effector 13 by devi ever"

whatta goofball.

Goofball is not the word I would use.

I would say dick.