Dear Everyone With a Band.

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Please stop sounding like a bunch of pussies. I get that you like to fuck 15 year olds...who doesnt, but I promise promise promise all you need to do it is a pair of chucks and a ciggarette. No matter how much bullshit girls put up about it the simple fact remains that a guy in chucks smoking a ciggarette makes any female under 25 cream like shaq stepping on a box of twinkies. So there, fool proof guide to slamming all the hybrid driving mac owning arcade fire loving gash you want. In return can you please stop making boring soft-ass music? Pleeeeeease? I know alot of you have been led to believe the garden state soundtrack TOTALLY REVOLUTIONIZED MUSICS AND TOUCHED OUR SOULS but let me be the first to tell you that is decidedly NOT the case.

EXAMPLES OF MUSIC THAT DOESNT TURN PEOPLES DICKS INSIDE OUT

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkaeBZ1kGU[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUnzXe1j_o8[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Z8pO8ipN0[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeBm5ImMAZw[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aPiKMYe82o[/youtube]


LETS HAVING ROCK.

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

i like this thread

[aen]

I largeley agree. How largeley? Fucking and rocking are the two things that keep me sane, and I haven't had a practice space (AKA a way to fucking rock) for almost two years. Everything I write or riff on is getting harder and meaner. I dont even play clean anymore. I just want to kill.

march 5th, the triumphant return of The Ronald Raygun, I hope we don't hurt too many people when we finally get our asses on the stage and let loose the rage.

[ZombieTramp]

*looks at chucks in the corner and ciggerettes in pocket.* Fuck yeah.

...Soft music can be good though. (Boards of Canada ftw)

[deadbeatriot]

*looks at chucks in the corner and ciggerettes in pocket.*

i actually did this.


also:

fuck yeah, the world could use more boris

[futuresailors]

I lurve you space ritual.

I was wondering why I was having such trouble in the under 18 age bracket...chucks! So simple!

ATR= awesome.

[androidpopjr]

Yep, only pussies use macs:

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When did i say only pussies use macs?

[Astricii]

When did i say only pussies use macs?

You implied it.

Either way. I like all music. ATR is the fucking shit.

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When did i say only pussies use macs?

You implied it.

Nu uh.

[nad]

The older I get, the uglier I prefer my music. So much for growing out of it.

[Ghost Hip]

I cover soft songs and play them through my Super Tri-Fuzz.

[jrmy]

I like Jim Croce, but I prefer Tom Rush.

[RossCanyonsofstatic]

I largeley agree. How largeley? Fucking and rocking are the two things that keep me sane, and I haven't had a practice space (AKA a way to fucking rock) for almost two years. Everything I write or riff on is getting harder and meaner. I dont even play clean anymore. I just want to kill.

march 5th, the triumphant return of The Ronald Raygun, I hope we don't hurt too many people when we finally get our asses on the stage and let loose the rage.

looking forward to playing with The Ronald Raygun and hearing you unleash some pent up aggression... We will bring the heavy as well

[Sockgazer]

All these shitty bands seemed to get a popularity bump around the time Dimebag died. They were obviously waiting for him to go.