Dicksniffers Anonymous AKA The Bone Zone

[D.o.S.]

What the fuck is this thread.

[Iommic Pope]

It is everything about you you love.

Take a moment and try to understand.
Understand the dick sniff.
Understand yourself.

[hbombgraphics]

whose dicks are people sniffing, our own or other people's?

as I understand this thread it is keeping all the dicksniffer jokes of the pedal board thread (although they started there and will be forever linked)

[Jwar]

I think Neon was just a little drunk or high and was thinking about cock a lot. So naturally this thread started.

Sniffing dick should be an art form like any other art form. It takes a delicate balance to smell ones penis.

[Iommic Pope]

Well, I suppose it's all self-depcerating humour.
Instead of sniffing corks, we plebians and girlie-men (and even ladies, to wax the vulgar troglodyte of misogyny) of ILF are too busy sniffing dicks to know anything about true toanz and transparency and such, what with our boss flangers, dirt after delay and stacking as many fucking reverbs between fuzzes as we can, all before running into some shitty Japanese solid state amp to play some faggoty-ass drone-gaze or whatever the fuck hipster shit it is we do around here, asking what the best offset for doom is all the fucking time and not getting Texan Blooz Law.

Plus jwar started it with his boner talk.
Blame him.

[Deltaphoenix]

ILF is a bunch of MeatGazers and DickSniffers....FUCKING SWEET!

[hbombgraphics]

Well, I suppose it's all self-depcerating humour.
Instead of sniffing corks, we plebians and girlie-men (and even ladies, to wax the vulgar troglodyte of misogyny) of ILF are too busy sniffing dicks to know anything about true toanz and transparency and such, what with our boss flangers, dirt after delay and stacking as many fucking reverbs between fuzzes as we can, all before running into some shitty Japanese solid state amp to play some faggoty-ass drone-gaze or whatever the fuck hipster shit it is we do around here, asking what the best offset for doom is all the fucking time and not getting Texan Blooz Law.

Plus jwar started it with his boner talk.
Blame him.

This made me really happy

[KaosCill8r]

I think Neon was just a little drunk or high and was thinking about cock a lot. So naturally this thread started.

Sniffing dick should be an art form like any other art form. It takes a delicate balance to smell ones penis.

Delicate balance yeah but also a good level of flexibility would help too. Especially if you want to give it a good up close and personal sniff.

[hbombgraphics]

I think Neon was just a little drunk or high and was thinking about cock a lot. So naturally this thread started.

Sniffing dick should be an art form like any other art form. It takes a delicate balance to smell ones penis.

Delicate balance yeah but also a good level of flexibility would help too. Especially if you want to give it a good up close and personal sniff.

Can't you just rub yer hands all up in there and then sniff them


SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Iommic Pope]

This made me really happy

Glad I could help.

I think Neon was just a little drunk or high and was thinking about cock a lot. So naturally this thread started.

Sniffing dick should be an art form like any other art form. It takes a delicate balance to smell ones penis.

Delicate balance yeah but also a good level of flexibility would help too. Especially if you want to give it a good up close and personal sniff.

Personally, I've been getting down with this lately:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQiDFRW36bk[/youtube]

[KaosCill8r]

I think Neon was just a little drunk or high and was thinking about cock a lot. So naturally this thread started.

Sniffing dick should be an art form like any other art form. It takes a delicate balance to smell ones penis.

Delicate balance yeah but also a good level of flexibility would help too. Especially if you want to give it a good up close and personal sniff.

Can't you just rub yer hands all up in there and then sniff them


SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then you might get get the smell of hand tainting the smell of cock. You need to get right down there so you are sniffing the cock, the whole cock and nothing but the cock.

[Iommic Pope]

Pretty sure our dicks and hands smell as one around here.

[KaosCill8r]

Pretty sure our dicks and hands smell as one around here.

Yeah I think you are right.

[KaosCill8r]

I'm thinking this might be a good place to talk about our favourite dicksniffer pedals. Or chains made up of such pedals. But what really would be classified as a dicksniffer pedal. If a Klon is corksniffer, would the Soul Food be it's dicksniffer equivalent?

[Jwar]

Agreed. Let's talk about cocksniffer pedals that interest outside the normal ILF area.

I find that lately I've been curious about Cornish. I'm curious mostly because I can't find gut shots and they cost so fucking much it's insane. I almost want to buy one just too look inside of it. But then that's total cocksniffing. Plus I would never keep the pedal. OR WOULD I?

I've also been interested in a Klon KTR...I know...I know...I just want to see what the big fucking deal is.