Guitar magazines do monitor our posts... I remember some big guitar magazine wrote some state of the (effects) union article around the holidays and basically just stole a buncho posts from TGP and passed them off as their own.
Leave them coded messages in your comments, like that one xkcd comic. You know the one.
I want a giant bunny and I want a bunch of regular bunnies and they will form a hive mind and the giant bunny will be the queen bunny and they will attack in swarms.