Guitar disposal dilemma?

[mmurphy1000]

Years ago I got a free Carlo Robelli acoustic guitar when I bought an amp. It looks nice but it's a cheap POS guitar that never really played well.
I hauled it out of the guitar closet recently and it's pretty much unplayable - absurdly high action. I'm mainly a bassist and I like high action but this is ridiculous. As far as I can see there is no way to adjust anything at the bridge, and no truss rod.
I have a decent acoustic/electric and a classical and I like them both. I have no need of the Robelli guitar and I will never ever play it. So what should I do with it?

I'd happily give it away but it would be evil to give it to someone starting out on guitar. I've played for years and I can barely fret the damn thing....it would make a newbie quit immediately.
I am tempted to just throw it out but ugh, I recoil at the thought of throwing out a musical instrument that's not completely broken.

any ideas?

[Chankgeez]

Slide.

[wafl]

Slide.

Jerry rig the cheapest pickup you can find into the soundhole.

Or better yet as many as you can fit.

[fishtankdork]

Make art out of it. If your not good with painting smash some plates and crappy mirrors and mosaic that shit. I Always take in shit guitars. It's easy to make some cool wall art out of them.

[echoraven]

Make art out of it. If your not good with painting smash some plates and crappy mirrors and mosaic that shit. I Always take in shit guitars. It's easy to make some cool wall art out of them.

What he said.

[Jero]

Slide.

Make art out of it. If your not good with painting smash some plates and crappy mirrors and mosaic that shit. I Always take in shit guitars. It's easy to make some cool wall art out of them.

These were my thoughts as well

[CyaNitrate]

Slide.

Make art out of it. If your not good with painting smash some plates and crappy mirrors and mosaic that shit. I Always take in shit guitars. It's easy to make some cool wall art out of them.

This.

As far as the art thing goes, this came to mind

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or something similar..there is a ton of examples if you search acoustic guitar shelf.

Also, I took a similarly non playable guitar once, and being a photographer, I turned that sumbitch into a pinhole camera! Which I then used for a self portrait playing another acoustic.

[mmurphy1000]

awesome ideas, thank you!
I haven't played much slide but hell, it's winter and the snow sucks - may as well fool around with a slide instead of just vegging out watching Netflix.
and I really like the idea of making some kind of art out of it too...maybe some kind of fancied-up shelf so it's both functional and shiny.

[Gone Fission]

One of these and play it lap-style with a bar? http://www.amazon.com/Golden-Gate-F-330 ... B0002Z3N8O
Use big electric strings and maybe mount some big, funky magnetic pickup for maximum fuzzed-out fun.

[zeravla]

Rape it. Make your other guitars watch as a lesson to let them know what happens if they disappoint you.

[The_Active_Conundrum]

Rape it. Make your other guitars watch as a lesson to let them know what happens if they disappoint you.

agreed. DMC that shit

raperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperape

[culturejam]

I was gonna say "smash it and post the video on youtube", but the "art" answers are a lot better.

[mmurphy1000]

Rape it. Make your other guitars watch as a lesson to let them know what happens if they disappoint you.

I needed that, rough day at work

[technicoloraudio]

put 4 pickups in it then fill it those little balls of bath gel. then live the rest of your life underwater.

[John]

Rape it. Make your other guitars watch as a lesson to let them know what happens if they disappoint you.

I needed that, rough day at work

GEE WHY ARE THERE NO GIRLS AROUND HERE