htsamurai wrote:wait we hate strats?
I have two as well...
that was the impression I got from most ILFers.
and by most I mean PumpkinPieces.
Moderator: Ghost Hip

htsamurai wrote:wait we hate strats?
I have two as well...

mr. sound boy king wrote: Organic apples are not normal, they are special, like analog, whereas normal apples, like digital, taste sterile and lack warmth.
friendship wrote: y u h8 swoosh woosh

PumpkinPieces wrote:What the fuck.... I don't hate strats...


Tom Dalton wrote:I only hate strats that aren't hard tail.



Tom Dalton wrote:I only hate strats that aren't hard tail.


BAM. JUST TRY KICKING THAT UP A NOTCH. YOU CANT FUCKING DO IT. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE THE FUCK DOG DARE YOU. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF FORCES YOURE FUCKING WITH HERE MAN. Anyway if you still have a dick after looking at that thing this means it obviously was not a victim of latent internal spontaneous combustion and YOU ARE A FUCKING NARC SENT HERE BY SOME FUCKED UNDEAD ASS HITLER TO SELL US OUT TO SOME RIDING BOOT WEARING ANTI ROCK AND ROLL MASTER RACE. AS A MATTER OF FACT FUCK YOU IM NOT EVEN FINISHING MY STORY.D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
My whole life is a shitpost. One. Big. Shit. Post.jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.


SPACERITUAL wrote:Man.....i have a really racist ass hatred of strats. after i broke my first guitar (epiphone sg) i got a usa fat strat with a floyd for CHEAP AS FUCK cause i swear it had been set on fire. Dude had replaced the electronics with a single one of those minihumbucker things like on billys and my dick literally explodes when i see one pickup single volume guitars. Do you guys ahave any idea how fucking amazing a guitar with a single pickup and a volume looks????? LET ME SHOW YOUBAM. JUST TRY KICKING THAT UP A NOTCH. YOU CANT FUCKING DO IT. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE THE FUCK DOG DARE YOU. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF FORCES YOURE FUCKING WITH HERE MAN. Anyway if you still have a dick after looking at that thing this means it obviously was not a victim of latent internal spontaneous combustion and YOU ARE A FUCKING NARC SENT HERE BY SOME FUCKED UNDEAD ASS HITLER TO SELL US OUT TO SOME RIDING BOOT WEARING ANTI ROCK AND ROLL MASTER RACE. AS A MATTER OF FACT FUCK YOU IM NOT EVEN FINISHING MY STORY.

snipelfritz wrote:We're like those friends who are a bad influence and get you to do drugs...and they're REALLY good drugs.
Fuzzy Fred wrote: YO IM OUT OF LUBE IS IT OKAY IF I USE WALMART BRAND CRISCO?


Blurillaz wrote:That's cuz you went with a guitar with a floyd.![]()
No good guitar in the universe has ever had a floyd...
snipelfritz wrote:We're like those friends who are a bad influence and get you to do drugs...and they're REALLY good drugs.
Fuzzy Fred wrote: YO IM OUT OF LUBE IS IT OKAY IF I USE WALMART BRAND CRISCO?

Chankgeez wrote:
DWARFCRAFT: We are not fucking around this year.

I, for one, heart my strat. It's mah favorite.Blurillaz wrote:htsamurai wrote:wait we hate strats?
I have two as well...
that was the impression I got from most ILFers.
and by most I mean PumpkinPieces.
snipelfritz wrote:We're like those friends who are a bad influence and get you to do drugs...and they're REALLY good drugs.
Fuzzy Fred wrote: YO IM OUT OF LUBE IS IT OKAY IF I USE WALMART BRAND CRISCO?

Kellanium wrote:Blurillaz wrote:That's cuz you went with a guitar with a floyd.![]()
No good guitar in the universe has ever had a floyd...
I dissagree.

mordecainyc wrote:Got a Durham Crazy Horse Fuzz for sale or trade. Sounds like Neil Diamond - or like Neil Diamond on crack, if you want it to