How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
Total votes: 19

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Haki wrote:
theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?

Not a ruler, just Achtane.


Someone saw my joke...

There is an art to dong rulin...

I like that joke on job sites where one guy says "this is 6 inches trust me" and the other guy says "is that what your wife told you"...
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shit
did i bite your dick joke soni
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No dick jokes are owned by one and all...

We used to send mag. subscriptions to this kid Eric Bates when I was lil and address them to Master Bates... Laughs for days...
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I always wanted to open a bait shop and call it Master Baiters.
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What, no pictures?

LIARS. ALL OF YOU.
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Well it's been a year and I feel like some of these number could have changed? I for one know mine did. At least by a mm. AT LEAST. I mean a loss. :(
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Also poll has been reset.....whistle. hahahaha
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I am blessed with average. It does and average job.


Ma balls are pretty special though
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One time I used mine as a scarf, but it was cold and I almost died.
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I had mine shot off in the war. Fortunately for me they still left a 6 inch stump.
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KaosCill8r wrote:I had mine shot off in the war. Fortunately for me they still left a 6 inch stump.


lol.
got a chuckle outta that.

of course jwar bumped this thread from the abyss. :D :D
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I don't bottom out, but I sure as shit tear up the sides.
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Surely there's a giant among us? Come on you flaccid yard stick! Where are you?!?!
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Now that you mention it, I haven't seen HT post in a while...
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MEC wrote:It may be short but at least it's thin!
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