Basically I was looking at the EGC500/TB500s and it clicked that I could do the following:
cut a pickguard to an almost identical shape as the TB500 which would hide the stupid strat input jack
load it with p90s
hardtail (maybe with a pickup behind the bridge)
1 tone / 1 volume with 3 way selector
Whilst I'm in there, I'll be shielding everything blah blah blah
All I need to do is come up with the aesthetics….
Help me!

These are some variations…. leaning towards the middle one.
At the same time, I've ordered some crazy orange sparkle from krylon...