Looking for a pedal that is hard to describe

[Bassus Sanguinis]

That's the one.

HALT - HAMMERZEIT!

[Ugly Nora]

This thread reminded me of this.

[John]

Despite all of the trouble we are still making progress.

"we"

LOL

After trying his damndest to needlessly alienate everyone he has just asked for help, he says "we" like he's not alone in his own pit of self-suckage.

Maybe the pedal he needs makes the sound of a man-child sucking his own cock.

I know I'm kinda new here and maybe this sort of thing isn't allowed, but I'd like to say this DaveLawrence guy sounds like the worst kind of useless fuckface on the internet short of white supremacists and YouTube commenters. The kind of guy who treats an online community the way a failing math student treats a scientific calculator that he does not know how to use, or an old man trying to play a modern video game; bashing at the buttons, fussing and yelling because it doesn't give the answers that he wants although he doesn't even know how to use the functions he needs, doesn't even know what functions or what answers he wants, and worst of all seems to forget that it's not an inanimate piece of electronics but a bunch of FUCKING HUMANS who have a choice whether or not to assist this useless crybaby shithead.

we

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[Achtane]

I lol'd.
But you left out "torrent commenters", too.

[Jeff-7]

I'm looking for a pedal that makes my guitar sound like a dick hitting a washing machine. It has be totally transparent though.

[Sardocasm]

I'm looking for a pedal that makes my guitar sound like a dick hitting a washing machine. It has be totally transparent though.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[John]

I'm looking for a pedal that makes my guitar sound like a dick hitting a washing machine. It has be totally transparent though.

I get the feeling DaveLawrence's dick is pretty transparent.

[KaosCill8r]

L.M.F.A.O

[quote="John"]

Maybe the pedal he needs makes the sound of a man-child sucking his own cock.

My thoughts exactly. You rock John!!

[fiddelerselbow]

Well, at least you are consistent.

Being unpleasant and skipping over the important parts of my posts.

No, I got the "important parts" where you're hypercritical to the point of being insulting to the people who're trying to help you in this thread.

You also missed the point where I said you kept missing the point.

You asked for "Any filter or synth box. Throw whatever you've got at me," then got all upset and acted like no one was paying attention when we did just that.

Which is basically what happens every time you make a thread.

YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

You half-ass read the OP and then MISSED THE POSTS WHERE I WAS UPDATING MY NEEDS.


Now you are still here, well after this thread is basically over to talk trash. Just stop.

Are you autistic?

[retinal orbita]

Pro John

Best post of 2014

Thread rules

[phantasmagorovich]

Pro John

Best post of 2014

Thread rules

DID YOU READ MY POST!?!?!?

[John]

''DID YOU READ MY POST'' is the ''Do You Even Lift Bro?'' of ILF.

[Wes Mantooth]

I'm looking for a pedal that makes my guitar sound like a dick hitting a washing machine. It has be totally transparent though.

One of my favorite shitstorm threads in quite some time here. Sadly it looks like Dave has conceded.

[Chankgeez]

''DID YOU READ MY POST'' is the ''Do You Even Lift Bro?'' of ILF.

DYELB?

[John]

DYERMP?