Imagine the worst pedal ever

[jamesmikelly]

A one knob boost, Moogerfooger style enclosure, can only be run by the power adaptor of a DOD Meatbox, buffer of a Digitech Whammy 4.

[PetZounds]

When plugged in, the pedal connects to a nearby open Wifi network and immediately downloads child porn under your name. If it can't find a non-password protected network, it just plays clips from The George Lopez Show and blocks your guitar signal.

[FlyingVFanatic]

A one knob fuzz, which the control increasing bass and fartyness while reducing volume, which cuts out randomly leaving only a stupid hiss as the circuit board is terribly grounded.

Oh wait thats the DIY fuzz i built badly. No need to imagine it

[Uncle Grandfather]

A one knob fuzz, which the control increasing bass and fartyness while reducing volume, which cuts out randomly leaving only a stupid hiss as the circuit board is terribly grounded.

Oh wait thats the DIY fuzz i built badly. No need to imagine it

That sounds pretty cool actually. If you don't want it.....

[theavondon]

First, two of those super shitty, extremely used DOD footswitches. the bypass switch turns on an LFO that causes the pedal to cycle between working and not working. you control the tap tempo with the other switch. but neither of the switches give any click, so you don't know if it actually clicked on the switch. No LEDs, no knobs, you never find out what the effect actually does. Battery only, available at Prymaxe. It makes your house smell like a Peavey.

I just thought of every frustration possible.

Fuck it, it's just a scented candle with a 3PDT.

[FlyingVFanatic]

A one knob fuzz, which the control increasing bass and fartyness while reducing volume, which cuts out randomly leaving only a stupid hiss as the circuit board is terribly grounded.

Oh wait thats the DIY fuzz i built badly. No need to imagine it

That sounds pretty cool actually. If you don't want it.....

Uuuuhhhhh wweeelll.... I kinda... didnt like it... and changed some components... And it now is just a mute button. I dont know the exact problem. If i can return it to its original form though, ill see if i can find a cheap way to send you it though :P

[Achtane]

HEY GUYS LETS THROW A USELESS PREAMP TUBE IN THERE SO WE CAN SAY ITS A TUBE DRIVEN PEDAL
THAT SHOULD RAISE THE PRICE BY A HUNDRED OR SO

[goroth]

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