When all of your gear breaks?

[goroth]

The witch has to make a critical miss. Depends on the 12 sided die.

[D.o.S.]

Also, it depends on if you're Lon Cheney, or Lon Cheney Jr.

[zeravla]

So like hard work and learning and shit... Not really interested. Those who brought the gypsy curse: how do I lift such a spell?

First thing's first: do you have any dental dams and how long can you hold your breath?

[jasonmitsch]

Do you recommend a ghost type Pokemon or a psychic type?

[theavondon]

Basically, get an Abra. They're way OP early game.

[wafl]

So you take your 20 sided die and you put in in the oven on low heat with the one facing up, you then give this die to the witch and hope to Gygax that it is weighted enough.

[Jero]

So like hard work and learning and shit... Not really interested. Those who brought the gypsy curse: how do I lift such a spell?

That's a problem right there.
You need to get all your busted gear into a pile. Then pour a circle of salt around it. Must be Epsom. Wait overnight. If everything is still broken in the morning, set it on fire.

[zeravla]

That's a problem right there.
You need to get all your busted gear into a pile. Then pour a circle of salt around it. Must be Epsom. Wait overnight. If everything is still broken in the morning, set it on fire.

This.

I tried this once and it worked like a charm.

But first you have to clean it all with a mixture of bleach and ammonia.

[Achtane]

Basically, get an Abra. They're way OP early game.

Gotta grab 'em with a Bellsprout or something first though, bitches run too fast.

[jasonmitsch]

That's a problem right there.
You need to get all your busted gear into a pile. Then pour a circle of salt around it. Must be Epsom. Wait overnight. If everything is still broken in the morning, set it on fire.

This.

I tried this once and it worked like a charm.

But first you have to clean it all with a mixture of bleach and ammonia.

My favorite cocktail