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ShaunNecro wrote:Yeah, when you are left to the internet and your imagination things in real life cannot possibly compete. Have you guys seen shitting dick nipples? That's a thing, a really big thing.


Wait, that's like, doing it for you?
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theavondon wrote:
ShaunNecro wrote:Yeah, when you are left to the internet and your imagination things in real life cannot possibly compete. Have you guys seen shitting dick nipples? That's a thing, a really big thing.


Wait, that's like, doing it for you?


Lol, no. But that's what the internet brings to the table man. You show up with a boner and the internet gives you vorarephilia and futa.
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ShaunNecro wrote:Yeah, when you are left to the internet and your imagination things in real life cannot possibly compete. Have you guys seen shitting dick nipples? That's a thing, a really big thing.

But yeah, I've pretty much desensitized myself a lot, and I wasn't very sensitive to begin with. I am 2 days without,and I'm feeling pretty good so far. I'm starting to realize that I get aroused all the time as well, so that's got to be good!

Don't expect to completely go without. You'll give in eventually. Just try and wean yourself off it gradually. Cut out the weird stuff. Watch amateur stuff for a while, something that has a bit of, dare I say, romance to it. :thumb: Also, sedate, softcore pictures are good. This levels your imagination to a more natural state. Then when you're off the weird stuff every day or multiple times per day, come off porn altogether. It doesn't do you any good so why bother? Be happy with sex, your imagination and a few sexy pictures.
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I enjoyed watching Insane Clown Posse Theater on Fuse today. I may not like their music so much but those clowns are funny as hell.
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psychedelicrelic wrote:I enjoyed watching Insane Clown Posse Theater on Fuse today. I may not like their music so much but those clowns are funny as hell.

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Whenever I make eye contact with a girl and she immediately looks away I like to think she's thinking, "oh god, he's gorgeous! It's like looking into the sun." And that's why she looked away so abruptly.
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I usually think "Aw man. I hope I don't look too rapey."
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I feel like a lot of people are uncomfortable with eye contact, which is too bad because I love eye contact
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