The Confessions Thread

[tuffteef]

coming to the conclusion im a total gay magnet

i dont know what it is
must be the bad attitude

[DarkAxel]

i feel sooooooooo awkward about my user name, but I don't want to change it because i've had good deals under that name and a few thousand posts and shit

[coldbrightsunlight]

yeah I hate my username but I've got all these posts on this account and good deals and stuff.

[devideva]

I confess that I worship pussy and I feel kind of awkward talking to girls because I know I could be eating them out the next second. I confess that I will ask a girl to fuck my face and rub her twat all over my mug, but then after I'll be like, why are you looking at me like that? What happened was between me and your pussy. Sometimes I would be at a party and I'll see a girl I ate out and I'll hide because I see her chatting with people having fun, but I just ate her out and made her cum. I don't know how to talk to her. I feel like a tool. I mean, I should feel lucky, but instead I feel stupid.

[goroth]

I think names aren't actually important at all - if you hang around a forum long enough you build up a persona attached to that name - you know what fuzz the dude rolls, you know what threads he should turn up in, you know whether he digs Behndy's animated GIFs or not. You don't actually reflect about what the actual name is. How many bands have god awful names but they are rad. Seriously, who the fuck calls a band "Boris". But Boris are rad.

[The Wood Wizard]

my uncles in town from several states away, and I dont care. hes downstairs and im up here talking to strange men online instead. Theyre down there watching golf, im Prolly gunna bang my GF and get some food instead of doing that.

[devideva]

Is he Uncle Ernie?

[sonidero]

If it's your Uncle show some love for blood but if it's your "Uncle" run away very fast and don't let him touch you there... Also I read it as he was gonna bang your GF and then gnosh...

[Achtane]

I think 70% of the shoes in the shoe thread are CRAZY UGLY. You really wearin' those?
Maybe I just don't have the swag.

[osbornkt]

I just pursued and killed a huge roach thing while that new Sigur Ros track was playing. I feel like a warrior

[ChetMagongalo]

I think 70% of the shoes in the shoe thread are CRAZY UGLY. You really wearin' those?
Maybe I just don't have the swag.

I'm with you, sorry guys
I just can't relate

[devideva]

In my experience a girl once eaten never grows distant. Work o eating that pussy, My Boy, and the rest will follow.

words from the

[coldbrightsunlight]

When I saw Neil Young last night I actually cried a little during the first song. Just... emotions from that Crazy Horse jam.

[devideva]

I cry for Carrie Diaries.

[01010111]

I like to do a music exchange with people I meet to see if we can be friends. Good music = good friends