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lol yeah I'm fine I just feel like an r-tard.
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I am becoming more and more convinced that all conservatives deep down want to fuck animals.
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THEBEERHAMMER wrote:I kinda like chevelle sometimes....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo[/youtube]
I like that one :idk:
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Haki wrote:
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:I kinda like chevelle sometimes....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo[/youtube]
I like that one :idk:


Me too.
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IEatCats wrote:
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:I know the boner fear.

I know fear boners.

Also, actual confession; When I talk about anyone on this board to people I know, I usually say "a friend of mine" instead of "some guy I know on the internet".


BONES. 'ERS. SLAPPY TACKLES.

um. i always say "a friend from ILF.". then have to explain what ILF stands for. THEN have to explain it's not a fetish site for really hairy pussy mounds. which, being me... for some reason people jump to the Never Forget Never Shave idea immediately. damn it.

i have a Meat World friendy that thinks i'm going to get raped or tortured or Murder Dumpster Raped every time i meet one of y'all in my hood or at my place or go to NYC to have suuuuuper happy fun times at an ILF Meet And Squeeze. no matter how often i explained that it's people i KNOW, she would look at me all aghast and say, "know? KNOW? they're from The INTERNET. they could be ANYBODY.".

my response - "um. i'm a pretty big guy. if they can knock me down and take it... well... well then they earned it. good for them.".
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Blackened Soul wrote:I am becoming more and more convinced that all conservatives deep down want to fuck animals.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs[/youtube]
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My wife has gotten used to the phrase "We were talking about this on ILF..."

I have to censor most of Behndy.
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Haki wrote:
Blackened Soul wrote:I am becoming more and more convinced that all conservatives deep down want to fuck animals.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BycBPAS3STs[/youtube]
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I spent all day learning magic tricks...

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i enjoy girl chat
its pretty hilarious the stuff my mates misses say about them

its good cause then i can use it against them when im out for the kill
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goroth wrote:My wife has gotten used to the phrase "We were talking about this on ILF..."

I have to censor most of Behndy.

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behndy wrote:"um. i'm a pretty big guy. if they can knock me down and take it... well... well then they earned it. good for them.".


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lol. EVERY DECADE MY SWORD CAN SHOOT ENERGY BEEEEEAAAAAMS.
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I drank blue edition Red Bull today and instantly started fantasizing about which booze to pour in it.
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All of them?
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with. :hello:
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote: Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
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