behndy wrote:...... i got a giant cock made out of an outrageous size candy cane and gobstopper balls spackled to it with some dried confectionary.
it was GLORIOUS.
Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap" yet?
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
HUUUUUUUGSSSSS.
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with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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I'm sure my post count is too low (this post is my way of checking), and I understand wanting to guarantee from people getting screwed over. But can I get grandfathered in since I participated last year and was on time and all dat? Please? Pllleeeeaaaasssseeee?
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
I'd be soooo in again, it's not even funny anymore!
I've participated in two ILF Secret Santas and both were awesome!
But it's also pretty fucking lame that some people got screwed last year, and that kinda got lost in the wind...
I'd say the guidelines from the last two years were OK, but yeah... some people still got screwed.
I've participated in two ILF Secret Santas and both were awesome!
But it's also pretty fucking lame that some people got screwed last year, and that kinda got lost in the wind...
I'd say the guidelines from the last two years were OK, but yeah... some people still got screwed.
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
i seriously doubt everyone would hold that against youjwar wrote:Yea but last year all I could afford was a pedal. So I felt bad, even though I put out a big chunk of change.
i for one like the extra shit mainly becase it's worldwide... so I GET TO TASTE ALL THE STUFF I USUALLY CAN'T
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
I'll most likely be in again this year, loved the last two. I agree with Psyre that we should have hard post limits this year though, with the only exceptions being those who successfully participated in the past.
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what kind of gift level are we talking about here?
so far i've heard 'a pedal' and 'korg monotron'
so far i've heard 'a pedal' and 'korg monotron'
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and do i have to post another 350 meanless posts to count?
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
like that one
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i think if you are handsome and wear an eye patch and a nice v-neck sweater then that should count for something
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Doctor X wrote:i think if you are handsome and wear an eye patch and a nice v-neck sweater then that should count for something
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
you know man... in the perfect world we could all participate, but people fuck up
i'm not saying you would
it's just that people who have been here longer and who participated in the discussions more and somehow "became a part of the community" more strongly because of that seem more reliable to not fuck the community
i realize this probably makes me sound like a huge dick
but as sad as i am that we need to limit it, i simply realize we NEED to
i wishe there was some way where we could set up something unofficial for the people willing take the risk (edit: when i think about it, i might have an idea, i might PM you later)
i'm not saying you would
i realize this probably makes me sound like a huge dick
i wishe there was some way where we could set up something unofficial for the people willing take the risk (edit: when i think about it, i might have an idea, i might PM you later)
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
I'm not the type that's gonna whine and make a huge scene because I didn't get something that I just see as a nice bonus gift. The person I sent gifts seemed to enjoy them and I enjoyed stalking their posts and wrapping everything in Beiber wrapping paper. I've really enjoyed all three I've done, but every year there's been at least a few people left out and each year it's been more than the previous. Each year the restrictions have also gotten looser. It's also BS that people like Tom and Behndy have to step in and give extra gifts, which I wouldn't want because then it's not a cool SS gift that sits under your tree for weeks and you just want to say fuck it and open it, but you hold out and it's soo worth it on Christmas.
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
Sometimes the high posters fuck things up more than the low post people though. We've had quite a few high post folks fuck others over since I've been a member here.
Maybe we ought to base it on good trade standings or ebay accounts or something else. You must give a real address, telephone #, email...etc to participate as well. That's in case you screw someone over, we can jump on a plane and stomp the shit out of you.
YOUR NOT SAFE FROM ILF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I have the cash, I'm in again this year. Gotta start soon though.
Maybe we ought to base it on good trade standings or ebay accounts or something else. You must give a real address, telephone #, email...etc to participate as well. That's in case you screw someone over, we can jump on a plane and stomp the shit out of you.
If I have the cash, I'm in again this year. Gotta start soon though.
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Re: Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap"
Well my SS has Ilsa The She-Wolf.proroby wrote:I'm not the type that's gonna whine and make a huge scene because I didn't get something that I just see as a nice bonus gift. The person I sent gifts seemed to enjoy them and I enjoyed stalking their posts and wrapping everything in Beiber wrapping paper. I've really enjoyed all three I've done, but every year there's been at least a few people left out and each year it's been more than the previous. Each year the restrictions have also gotten looser. It's also BS that people like Tom and Behndy have to step in and give extra gifts, which I wouldn't want because then it's not a cool SS gift that sits under your tree for weeks and you just want to say fuck it and open it, but you hold out and it's soo worth it on Christmas.
FYI, post count and reputation on here isn't everything, my SS has very high both.
So what now.