Any plans for the "2013 Baby Jeebus Birthday Gift Swap" yet?

[MrNovember]

I'd be in but my post count is probably too low

[DarkAxel]

I don't know about the limit... I'd say financially we can set some guidelines, but i wouldn't limit it for just pedals personally... i don't want to get or give just pedals that is

for example i'm pretty frikkin positive i'm the only Czech person who owns an original DZ Deathrays CD and i love it

[ryan summit]

so what happened probs?
i just read through 2012
only saw a quickie in january

[Jwar]

Yea but last year all I could afford was a pedal. So I felt bad, even though I put out a big chunk of change.

[ryan summit]

i think if you put a pedal in a box your straight
i dont remember seein anyones gifts
amd thinkin yo thats whack
the unsending
or whatever thefuck a year later
thats the blowzooka
fuckin ruinator
probbys so fuckin nice
he dont make no noise about it
yo lemme get him this year
wether he signs up or not
force him to get santahfied
hill say he dont want it
but you know he does

[behndy]

I'm not sure if I'm down this year. People keep getting fucked over and the gifts seem a kinds of uneven. If we do it this year, there needs to be a real limit. Like a pedal for sure and not all the other added bullshit. It's too stressful and I don't feel like going through people's posts help me figure out what they want.

Plus who's going to run it?

i dunno. i mean, i hate seeing people get fucked, and i actually did a second box at Knees Tats Lions Forever 'cause he got screwed, but i like doing the extra stuff.

and the little personal stuff i got each year was fucking awesome and way more cuddle-tastic than the gear loot. although that was nifty nifty too.

[Derelict78]

The best part for me at least has been the stalking. I don't read all the threads and posts here so it's cool to get to know someone better. All I have ever sent was a single pedal (well last year I sent a korg monotron) and my recipients all seemed overjoyed. I stalked and I knew what I was sending was something they would enjoy and that made me happy. As far as how this should go down, IF ILF has a SS there would need to be strict minimum post counts and permaban if you flake. I'm sure lots of people want in but you all have to ask yourselves First, "will I get a gift to my assignment on time" even if the answer is a maybe or probably you need to forget about it. Otherwise the hammer will find you than I will.

[behndy]

agree with alllllll of that.

[ryan summit]

hey behn
if one of your voucheees gets me
and i get shafted this year
I AM coming to your house
on valentines day
and im getting my refund from you
in prostitutional credits
and i believe the exchange rate
you know around xmas time
is like anything equals one million dollars
so im gonna sex you a millions worth
ok
i was new guy last year
so feel like a dick talking rules
but if no ones gonna get babychristhammer
im havin my way with the voucher
and its gonna be the best you ever had
which makes it worse

[greyscales]

I would TOTALLY be in for SS this year. Skipped out last year just to honor the post count requirement.

But it would be super fun to participate this time. Although a post limit should be there.

[D.o.S.]

Yea but last year all I could afford was a pedal. So I felt bad, even though I put out a big chunk of change.

Then you don't need to feel bad.

I do feel like there's a fair amount of operating space between "don't be super cheap, bros" and "you must pay a million dollars to be an ILF secret Santa-er."

From the ever-zen FutureSailorzzzzzzz last year:

WHELP, GET STALKIN AND SHOPPIN



First off, the rules:
1. Don't be an asshole

2. In keeping with rule #1, there isn't a concrete post count requirement. Let's shoot for 500, but if you have lower and have had some good dealings, you can play too. Post in here or PM me to validate.

3. If you won't be able to get your SS their gift by January, don't sign up. This will go smoothly this year.

4. Gifts should be around $50. You can go higher if you're able.

5. Assignments will be random as shit.

6. I'm not participating.

7. Oh, almost forgot; IF YOU DON'T SEND YOUR GIFT IN TIME YOU WILL BE BAN-FUCKING HAMMERED. NO VELVET. NO LUBE. DRY AND RAW.

8. PS IF SNAX ARE NOT IN YR PACKAGE, THE HOUNDS OF HELL SHALL FEAST UPON THY FLESH FOR ETERNITY.

[behndy]

...... i got a giant cock made out of an outrageous size candy cane and gobstopper balls spackled to it with some dried confectionary.

it was GLORIOUS.

[D.o.S.]

Cheap, Sleazy, and timeless.

That's the goal, no?

[odontophobia]

Despite my post count I'm sending EVERYBODY week old double cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Consider this your coal, you have all been very naughty this year.
Except for Summit. His sexual advances are most welcome.

[Psyre]

Geez guys I'm sorry if my post was sour. I just hate some people had a bad experience and I want it to be a great experience for everyone