The Confessions Thread

[tuffteef]

Peed in my bosses sump pump. also peed in another guys sink.

I used to pee on my bosses car door handle twice a week for always being an all around cunt. I got satisfaction knowing she had to touch my nasty fucking piss every time she went home. I always imagined her driving home and get some fast food and scarfing down some fries with piss on her hand. Stupid bitch...I sure showed her lol

i lold

a friend of mine pisses all over other peoples toilet seats on purpose and films it for some odd reason
mainly to be a dick
strange new definition to the company you keep though

[sonidero]

That new Miley vid sucks... Why did she have to go Pink, she used to be hot now shes not...

[skullservant]

New Miley video made me feel uncomfortable. Also, all I could think of was Jason Sedakis from SNL acting as Billy Ray Cyrus and saying 'OH NO MY BABYS ALL GROWD UP"

[Eric!]

I'm broke.

Put $5 in gas. Fortunately I had to drive through less reputable neighborhoods of Milwaukee on the way to band practice (odd phrase I know). Did you know gas is like $.30 cheaper a galloon in the ghetto than in the burbs? I have $3 for parking tomorrow, like $.60 in change, and $2.95 in my bank account. I think I have juuuuuust enough gas to get to and from Milwaukee tomorrow so if I pack a lunch and dinner, I'll be able to make it to Friday which is payday.

Got like three bucks in change, and NO payday coming.

..and a few pedals, a bass, a djembe, an acoustic, and no amp.

Something tells me I'm doing it wrong.

[dubkitty]

i'm trying to keep up a good front regarding things, but just below the surface i'm utterly terrified about what's going to happen next, gobbling Klonopins like M&Ms and lying in bed trying to fight off anxiety attacks. i haven't been able to eat either...yesterday i had nothing but a package of Reese's, andso far today i ate two bagels and it's now almost 4PM. they also told me at thecounty hospital that i should be treated for ADD, which gives me THREE current diagnoses. if i could just get five, i'd be an ace in the Loony Air Force.

[Achtane]

I've found it...the final form of pop.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF5q7ST22sg[/youtube]
The ultimate embodiment of pop trash.
It's...it's beautiful how simple and indulgent it is.

[snipelfritz]

Haha I never thought about it like that but that's true

I've had to try REALLY HARD to find the whole Geek Glasses Cosby Sweater Swept Bangs Girls attractive... They already look like a crazy cat lady who be someones hoarder ass aunt...

It doesn't work if she's not hot to begin with.

But thank god girls have stopped wearing those curtain tops that make it look like they are hiding a baby bump and stopped doing that poof thing where they fold their bangs straight back and end up looking like a rhino or the kid from FLCL.

[GlitteryChunks]

Haha I never thought about it like that but that's true

But thank god girls have stopped wearing those curtain tops that make it look like they are hiding a baby bump

This.

+1000
+1,000,000
+1,000,000,000 times this

I never understood what female could wear something like that and then be shocked and appalled when pregnancy is brought up. Live a hypocrisy much?

[dubkitty]

dear God, i'm sad today. i'm getting ready to try to make a desperate relocation under duress from one place i never wanted to go to in the first place and some other unknown place. i just can't cope...but i have to. AGAIN. i feel like i'm wandering the world useless, unwanted, unloved and alone. the only people i ever talk to in person are my cousin, health care providers, and people at the food store. and i'm terrified that the only place i'll be able to stay won't let me bring my kitty. i'm just so fucking tired of living. it really doesn't seem worth the effort any more.

[snipelfritz]

One time when I was like 10, we were swimming at my down-the-street neighbor's above ground pool, and I had to poop. So I dried myself off and scurried to the bathroom.

By the time I got into the bathroom, I had too poop really bad, and as I pulled my swimsuit down it plopped out. A perfect little hershey kiss dookie on the floor. I cleaned it (and myself) up and went on with the day not telling anybody.

I feel like my life has just been accumulating shame since that point.

[psychedelicrelic]

One time when I was like 10, we were swimming at my down-the-street neighbor's above ground pool, and I had to poop. So I dried myself off and scurried to the bathroom.

By the time I got into the bathroom, I had too poop really bad, and as I pulled my swimsuit down it plopped out. A perfect little hershey kiss dookie on the floor. I cleaned it (and myself) up and went on with the day not telling anybody.

I feel like my life has just been accumulating shame since that point.

At about the same age, I was playing hide and seek. I was ducked behind a barrier wall, between it and an ac unit. I had to poop really bad but my spot...it was sooo good. After some squirming it came out...liquid gold.

Seriously, it was a golden brown color and it stank...really bad. So bad that the pressure from a foul gag forced more out.

There i sat, waiting to be found in my glorious hiding place with full load soaking through my tighties for a good 10 minutes. I was not found but I did not win that day.

[alexa.]

Ok. I deactivated my fb account for a while cuz I got into a situation where I got blamed and the only problem was that the people involved ignored the meaning of my words and just listened to their thoughts about my words, instead of making things clear. Well. It turned out to be chaos and I got pissed cuz it's been dragging itself along for a while so I got away from them (3 people who I love very much actually).

And now on this 'break' of sorts, I feel like I'm alone and worthless and I don't know what. A lot of feelings just popped up that weren't there. I'm not sure if it's fb abstinence or just my subconscious fear of being alone but it really kinda sux. I'm glad it's here cuz it's alarming me of things I obviously ignored before but, I'm completely weird about it.
I didn't feel like this for a long long Johnson, and I'm out with people all the time and I really can't tell what it is. (no wonder I can't tell cuz this drama I got away from was really screwed up /o_ )

Hope it'll turn out for the best anyway.

[ShaunNecro]

Today my doctor told me that I need to have (risky) surgery to remove some soft tumors in my foot. If the surgery doesn't go 100% perfectly, then I could end up losing some of or all of my foot.

My self destructive side kind of wants there to be complications.

[snipelfritz]

Today my doctor told me that I need to have (risky) surgery to remove some soft tumors in my foot. If the surgery doesn't go 100% perfectly, then I could end up losing some of or all of my foot.

My self destructive side kind of wants there to be complications.

Good luck buddeh with the surgery.

TBH, roughly 1% of the time I'm driving, I think about what if I was in an accident and lost my left leg. Always my left. PM me if you want to talk or whatevs.

[MaxMaps]

dear God, i'm sad today. i'm getting ready to try to make a desperate relocation under duress from one place i never wanted to go to in the first place and some other unknown place. i just can't cope...but i have to. AGAIN. i feel like i'm wandering the world useless, unwanted, unloved and alone. the only people i ever talk to in person are my cousin, health care providers, and people at the food store. and i'm terrified that the only place i'll be able to stay won't let me bring my kitty. i'm just so fucking tired of living. it really doesn't seem worth the effort any more.

I was you a while ago in my life. I was so depressed I thought about doing just about anything to get away from it. I was with a woman who was not good for me. I had no ambition and I was 300+ lbs. When I played in my last band I thought about throwing my gear into the Willamette river because I was such a chicken shit. I almost lost my job multiple times ( They even gave me a nickname at work, Johnny's daughter because I complained so much *my dad is my boss*) I was a slob and lived in my head.

My 20's were the roughest years for me and when I saw nothing but dark skies it got too much.

I broke down and I did some things that I never thought I had the balls to do. I broke up with my girlfriend with a 3 month fling with another woman, I got therapy, stated dating again and out of nowhere meet a coffee date who turned out to be my wife.

I am still dealing with thoughts and emotions from that time period of my life and probably still will.

It gets better amigo, even though you can't see it.

Don't give up we love having you here.