CROTCH PICKLE SHIRT PLEASE

[behndy]

jRmy's too good a guy to be all spammy spammy about his shits. but fuck that. and fuck him. i want this shirt. make it happen pwease?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 0065434319

AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE PICKLES.

http://teespring.com/wannapickle

[behndy]

edited for better links for people that hate FB which i totally understand because blegh FB but fucking LOOK AT THAT SHIRT LOOK AT IT TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT THAT ON YOU RIGHT NOW OR ON SOME HAWT 80'S HUGE HAIRDO GRRL COMING TO THE KITCHEN AFTER A NIGHT OF HOW DID YOU GET IN AN 80'S MOVIE SECHSY ASIAN LASS THERE WERE NO ASIAN PEOPLE IN THE 80'S HERE HAVE SOME EGGS AND TOAST TO RECHARGE AFTER A NIGHT OF FUCKINS SO WE CAN START A DAY OF FUCKINS MYYYYY BUT YOU LOOK CUTE AND SECHSY IN JUST A GIMME PICKLE GIMME GIMME PICKLE SHIRT.

[behndy]

....... i REALLY want this shirt. so orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrder. order so i can have a thing that i want to own.

ORRRRRRRRRRRDERRRRRRRRRRRR.

[jrmy]

MWAH! Kisses to Behndy for being THE SWEETEST!

I actually did spam it up in Music ( http://ilovefuzz.com/viewtopic.php?f=150&t=35559 ). But more spammage doesn't hurt! We're up to 11 shirts! We need 25 reserved by next Wednesday for it to actually get printed. It's through Teespring, a sort-of Kickstarter for t-shirts kind of platform. I've ordered from them before, and they're good quality. These are printed on AmerApparel, so they'll be nice & soft on ya! Plus there's hoodies if you want (though they're more 'spensive).

LOVE YOU BEHNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!! (And pickles love you too!)

[ryan summit]

THERE WERE NO ASIAN PEOPLE IN THE 80'S

so what did you spank to?

[behndy]

i used to take hours of blurry I'm Not Paying For Porn But It Still KINDA Shows Up On My TV porn and copy just the audio down, edit that so i had unending moaning and grunting and fake orgasm noises from grrLies....... then would read heavier literature. eventually i'd come across a really well done description of a character. the mix of people shouting out orgasms for money and screen time in my ears and the picture my brain meats would paint would incite an erection.

and then it was GO TIME.

[D.o.S.]

Goddamn it fiscal clusterfuck. I need to hang on to my cash until Thursday.

Jr. meh-er why do you tempt my wallet so?

[jrmy]

Goddamn it fiscal clusterfuck. I need to hang on to my cash until Thursday.

Jr. meh-er why do you tempt my wallet so?

Until next Thursday? Hm. I can see about extending the campaign. Don't know if Teespring will let me do that. LET'S FIND OUT!!!!!

[behndy]

ugh. PICKLES. eeeeeeevilllllll.

DON'T CARE.

SO AWESOME.

[ryan summit]

figments of behndys imagination

awesome shirts jrm
i have crotch throttle pins on my mirror
always wondered whos band it was

[Chankgeez]

An aardvark eating pickled spam is fast 'n' bulbous, got me?

[jrmy]

figments of behndys imagination

awesome shirts jrm
i have crotch throttle pins on my mirror
always wondered whos band it was

Ha ha ha ha ha - I'm not sure if it's my band, or if I was somehow kidnapped by a band of miscreants from my subconscious. Jury's still out on that one.

And D.O.S., rejoice! I acted all cute and pitiful, and got a one-time get-outta-jail-free extension to the campaign, all the way to next Friday, August 2nd! Hooray! So if you really do want a shirt, reserve one with impunity! And if not, that's cool too. Either way... PICKLE PARTY!!!!!

An aardvark eating pickled spam is fast 'n' bulbous, got me?

10-4 good buddy! Fast n' bulbous like we're in HOT PURSUIT!!!!

[D.o.S.]

You sir, are a beast.

Will be reserving on Thursday.

[jrmy]

You sir, are a beast.

Will be reserving on Thursday.

Anything for you, sweetcheeks!

[htsamurai]

I don't even like pickles but this shirt is magic and I want it
thursday I'm so jumping on this train