So, uh, if you don't already know, I have an imaginary band that puts out albums... and a few people have asked about t-shirts... and then I said something silly about pickles elsewhere on the internets... and then this happened:
http://teespring.com/wannapickle
If you don't wanna click the link to preview it, the t-shirt art is essentially this:
Dark green ink on an American Apparel grass green T. Because, well, pickles. Sadly, they only go up to 2xl (I had someone ask about larger sizes). It looks like I'll be adding ladies cut shirts and POSSIBLY hoodies. Because who wouldn't want a hoodie about pickles?
The way Teespring works is that prints are arranged as campaigns - I've got a week to make it to the minimum order of 25 shirts. If I don't make that goal, the shirt doesn't get made, and nobody who pledged gets charged. Of course, we could go OVER the 25 minimum, which would be awesome, but I'm not holding my breath.
And they're only $13! Which didn't seem too bad to me for nice shirts. I guarantee that all proceeds will go directly to buying gear and making more ridiculous music.
ANYHOO, THERE YOU GO! Do with that what you will. Oh, and if you wanted to check the actual music out before buying a shirt, it's all up at http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
Crotchthrottle T-shirt spam! Plus... pickles?
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Crotchthrottle T-shirt spam! Plus... pickles?
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PayPal funds transferriiiiiing.
I love me some kelly green hoodie.
I love me some kelly green hoodie.
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theactionindex wrote:PayPal funds transferriiiiiing.
I love me some kelly green hoodie.
Noice! I was wondering if people would actually go for those! Just be forewarned, the print will be fairly subtle on it since it's a darker green than the tee, and it's on the pricier side.
That said,
to anyone crazy enough to actually consider purchasing one! And
to anyone who goes through with it!I'm more like a mids-ist than a bassist.
"The main rule on ILF is don't be an asshole." - Tom Dalton
I can't wait to annoy the shit out of you with my mountain of mids. - bigchiefbc
https://thewirechimes.bandcamp.com/releases
http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
https://www.instagram.com/jrmyfuzz/
"The main rule on ILF is don't be an asshole." - Tom Dalton
I can't wait to annoy the shit out of you with my mountain of mids. - bigchiefbc
https://thewirechimes.bandcamp.com/releases
http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
https://www.instagram.com/jrmyfuzz/
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I can't wait for the questions, because I have no explanation to give 

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Re: Crotchthrottle T-shirt spam! Plus... pickles?
Got an L picked out. Hopefully it caught on to my addy change otherwise I wont ever see it. :/
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Whoot!
Wait, picked up on your addy change? Did you already have a Teespring account? If not, it shoulda asked you to fill in your shipping address manually. At least, I think it does that...
Wait, picked up on your addy change? Did you already have a Teespring account? If not, it shoulda asked you to fill in your shipping address manually. At least, I think it does that...
I'm more like a mids-ist than a bassist.
"The main rule on ILF is don't be an asshole." - Tom Dalton
I can't wait to annoy the shit out of you with my mountain of mids. - bigchiefbc
https://thewirechimes.bandcamp.com/releases
http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
https://www.instagram.com/jrmyfuzz/
"The main rule on ILF is don't be an asshole." - Tom Dalton
I can't wait to annoy the shit out of you with my mountain of mids. - bigchiefbc
https://thewirechimes.bandcamp.com/releases
http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
https://www.instagram.com/jrmyfuzz/
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Re: Crotchthrottle T-shirt spam! Plus... pickles?
jrmy wrote:Whoot!
Wait, picked up on your addy change? Did you already have a Teespring account? If not, it shoulda asked you to fill in your shipping address manually. At least, I think it does that...
Yeah it gave me an addy change link when I requested it. Order status says it should be shipping to the correct one.
Hope this makes it! Bitches love pickle shirts haha
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Oh, cool. Glad that worked out!
I'm more like a mids-ist than a bassist.
"The main rule on ILF is don't be an asshole." - Tom Dalton
I can't wait to annoy the shit out of you with my mountain of mids. - bigchiefbc
https://thewirechimes.bandcamp.com/releases
http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
https://www.instagram.com/jrmyfuzz/
"The main rule on ILF is don't be an asshole." - Tom Dalton
I can't wait to annoy the shit out of you with my mountain of mids. - bigchiefbc
https://thewirechimes.bandcamp.com/releases
http://crotchthrottle.bandcamp.com/
https://www.instagram.com/jrmyfuzz/
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Re: Crotchthrottle T-shirt spam! Plus... pickles?
That's a fine lookin' graphic, yo. Aerdvaerks! And perhaps most importantly, pickles 
