FUCK YOU NICK ZINNER

[THEBEERHAMMER]

REBECCA DURST IS MINE. I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR HER. ALSO ALL YOU EVENTIDES ARE RIDICULOUS. FUCK YOU.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPqBZZ8fIw[/youtube]

[THEBEERHAMMER]

HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE I DO REBECCA. COME BACK TO ME. I WILL FIGHT KAREN O TOO I DONT CARE WHAT IT TAKES I WILL KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

I WAS ONLY KIDDING ABOUT THE GIRL FROM CRYSTALS CASTLE YOURE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME.

[pktrono]

do you put leftovers in the fridge in the pot you cooked it in or do you move it to another container?

[THEBEERHAMMER]

do you put leftovers in the fridge in the pot you cooked it in or do you move it to another container?

DONT PUSH IT

[THEBEERHAMMER]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SO BORING NOW. YOURE ALL BORING.

[DarkAxel]

that's you bitch



ummm i think everyone can understand that noone can have a girl like Rebecca... she just seems too good, there has to be something wrong

maybe she has a dick(at least you could pass her to Behndy) or she's a total bimbo (let's comfort ourselves with this)

but seriously she's gorgeous and has an awesome job and possibly a wonderful shaft

[Holy Schnikes]

I think Rebecca's obnoxious voice is her flaw...

[THEBEERHAMMER]

ummm i think everyone can understand that noone can have a girl like Rebecca... she just seems too good, there has to be something wrong

OH THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE HONZA. YOURE NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING.

I think Rebecca's obnoxious voice is her flaw...

TAKE THAT SHIT BACK. ......EITHER WAY I PLAN ON MY DICK BEING IN HER MOUTH WAY TOO OFTEN FOR ANYONE TO NOTICE HER VOICE...

[behndy]

here's the thing.

i've dated like 5 or 6 grrLs with a variation of Rebecca as a name.

and every single one of them was a fucking NUTBAG. like, a fun to bang because they would cry and laugh and then ask if you'll ever love anybody else you can't love anybody else right you only LOVE MEEEEEEEE while you're inside them.

so.... i think if i was single.... i'd steer clear of Becca Things.

and sadly, none of mine had hide-a-way peens... although one of them DID like flipping me over doggy style, leaning over and putting her arm between her legs so she could fake dick me with Two Stiff Fingers Of Discipline.

she was a cutie.

[revancha]

sorry hammer, but i think she could use bigger boobs. and also a wiener...a big one.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

and also a wiener...a big one.

Ive got one right here.

here's the thing.

i've dated like 5 or 6 grrLs with a variation of Rebecca as a name.

and every single one of them was a fucking NUTBAG. like, a fun to bang because they would cry and laugh and then ask if you'll ever love anybody else you can't love anybody else right you only LOVE MEEEEEEEE while you're inside them.

so.... i think if i was single.... i'd steer clear of Becca Things.

WELL I THINK THIS ONES DIFFERENT.....I mean....I know i always say that.... BUT I THINK ITS TRUE. LOOK AT HER. SHE WOULDNT FREAK ON ME. Though if she did freak on me maybe i could get her to steal shit for me when doing rig rundowns.....

[kbit]

I like this better than any of the YYY's original material I've heard.
GET YOUR EVENTIDES TO DO THIS.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO6smvm34D8[/youtube]

[THEBEERHAMMER]

I just want to say that i will TOTALLY LAY NICK ZINNER OUT IF I FIGHT HIM. SHE IS MINE ZINNER. THATS LIKE GOING AFTER ONE OF MY PERSONALS. PLAYING WITH FIRE ZINNER I WILL FUCK YOU UP.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Like also i just personally dont like karen O. Like when fever to tell came out several of the girls i was dating got their hair cut megashort and asymmetrical like hers and i was just like god damnit man. It doesnt even look good on her. Like shes the ultimate ugly chick who thinks shes hot. Like she could probably me musician hot if she would stop acting like shes a fucking model all the time. Fuck you karen O. Also most of the YYY's music is hella boring and im just like turn it off dude.