Fuck offfffEach individual flame tongue was designed to produce a certain frequency response, giving the Minarik Inferno the most balanced and widest tone spectrum unmatched by any other guitar on the market today.
Worst production guitars ever...?
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Re: Worst production guitars ever...?
Oh yeah, Minarik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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Rob Fossil wrote:And how could I forget Minarik, what it would look like if Hot Topic shat out a guitar. Here is just a sampling of their abominations:
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHASHDUFKHASDJKFHAWIULERFHASHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHASDKFHASDKJHFAWEIFL HA WEIURHQW EMFIAHFAHAHAHAHAHA
I totally forgot these existed.
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Why put flames on a guitar when YOU CAN MAKE THE WHOLE GUITAR FLAMES?!
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haha
ilfnem summit poster
that stupid guitar
oh its a bit different
same idea
just as stupid
ilfnem summit poster
that stupid guitar
oh its a bit different
same idea
just as stupid
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ryan summit wrote:haha
ilfnem summit poster
that stupid guitar
oh its a bit different
same idea
just as stupid
Please move to texas so we can be bros.
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wow those Minarik guitars... WTF is that silvery one even supposed to BE? never saw these before. their descriptions are hilariously awesome too-
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High-res version of that weird shiny one...
Hahaha. Is that Che?
NSFW: show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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Achtane wrote:High-res version of that weird shiny one...Hahaha. Is that Che?NSFW: show
I like lil' albalone Che rockin' the mic on the neck.
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Oh yeah, and ESP shat this one out trying to be all METULLLLLLL. Blech.
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bigchiefbc wrote:Oh yeah, and ESP shat this one out trying to be all METULLLLLLL. Blech.
I dunno. I like that one. I just dont think its marketed well here. The jrock versions of this are pretty cool.
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ill just email you my internet personality hammer
the dude that actually pushes the buttons
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hideous contours + incredible excess + lionizing a sadistic totalitarian = THREAD WIN.Achtane wrote:High-res version of that weird shiny one...
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ladies and gentlemen, the Alembic Cthuhlu!
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