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So i saw this today.....
http://www.amazon.com/Gibson-USA-DSMZPS ... B00BY367UO



And i believe gibson have finally produced the absolute most dog shit worst fucking production guitar ever. Every single thing about this guitar is fucking wrong. I cant even vocalize how much i hate this piece of shit.
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Bar fucking none. Even the headstock...
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I dunno i think this may be worse than the firebird x..
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THEBEERHAMMER wrote:I dunno i think this may be worse than the firebird x..

It's pretty bad but how much blame is on Gibson vs. Zakkkkk Wylde?

Also, the Firebird list at $4000! That's like....any guitar you could fucking think of money. :idk:
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The Gibson Moderne as seen through the eyes of Zakk Wylde is def god awful! He has a way of making any Gibson, even the LP Custom, look like shit.

Beyond the goofy ass finish and headstock though, it's pretty close to the mythical prototype Moderne designed alongside the Flying V and Explorer in the late '50's but even worse. I gotta agree with MEC, the Firebird X is probably the worst thing I've ever seen in every facet from overall look to both form and function. And that price!!! My local GC has had one in a glass case since day 1. It's laughably bad. Nobody cares enough to do more than chuckle at how stupid it looks.
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I gotta be real with you guys, I think the Fender Starcaster looks dumb as fuck.

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THEBEERHAMMER wrote:So i saw this today.....
http://www.amazon.com/Gibson-USA-DSMZPS ... B00BY367UO

oh god that looks fucking terrible, who the hell would buy that...

I can't even think of any examples beyond gibson for this thread,
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I'm not that upset, I don't even like the good Gibson guitars.
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morange wrote:I'm not that upset, I don't even like the good Gibson guitars.

I've wanted to like a lot of the good gibson guitars but every time I've played one it's just felt uncomfortable and poorly built :idk:
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PumpkinPieces wrote:I gotta be real with you guys, I think the Fender Starcaster looks dumb as fuck.

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Nah, I'll back you up on this.
Especially those offset f-holes.
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kbithecrowing wrote:
PumpkinPieces wrote:I gotta be real with you guys, I think the Fender Starcaster looks dumb as fuck.

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Nah, I'll back you up on this.
Especially those offset f-holes.


Agreed.
That boat anchor/reverse flying V thing is pretty bad too.
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I'm a gibson fan but yikes that moderne looks so, so awful. and floyd rose tremolo to boot :(
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