Fmylife

[godofthegrove]

This is so wrong....lol.

Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

[less_cunning]

i am sorry to hear that. that is fucked up. not right. it is alwayz good to ask the manager before hand becuz it is THEIR property and they have a right to do whatever they want w/ THEIR property, including THROWing IT AWAY.

but i feel bad. i am bummed out by the news. fuck it and this bullshit bad vibes recession and this bullshit President becuz it is NO SECRET that while the Dow Jones is up 52% the President's approval numbers have gone down 11 points. i knew for a fact he was gonna be for teh elites and not the middle class that put him in office.

anyway sorry for the rant i hope you find another job soon.

[godofthegrove]

i am sorry to hear that. that is fucked up. not right. it is alwayz good to ask the manager before hand becuz it is THEIR property and they have a right to do whatever they want w/ THEIR property, including THROWing IT AWAY.

but i feel bad. i am bummed out by the news. fuck it and this bullshit bad vibes recession and this bullshit President becuz it is NO SECRET that while the Dow Jones is up 52% the President's approval numbers have gone down 11 points. i knew for a fact he was gonna be for teh elites and not the middle class that put him in office.

anyway sorry for the rant i hope you find another job soon.

no this is from the fmylife website........not me

[godofthegrove]

here is a horrible story from fmlife....... but i can't stop laughing!!!!


"Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML"

[heartben]

im glad that wasnt for you.

im not the most considerate person feeling wise... i was about to be like.. " you are a jackass "

it DOES suck that whoever couldnt take the bread home but... seriously ? who thinks that would be ok without asking. idiots.

fmylife is full of win. for the reader... not so much the poster.

[Naz Nomad]

.

[less_cunning]

LOL !!!

[harpies]

hmm, the local Panera donates their bread to local shelters. don't see the need to ask if it is considered refuse.

[Wizard]

We used to have to throw the bread away at the end of the night in the vegan restaurant i worked in, and it's really, really good bread.

Every night i would take a couple rolls for myself and i used to give the rest to the homeless dudes who hang out around the block.

My boss caught my co-worker doing it one night and he actually got fired.

The rest of the staff got really upset at the boss, and he realized being the wonderful krishna man he is, he rehired my friend, and now he gives the bread to the homeless each night.

heartwarming.

[Bellyheart]

I think a lot of the submissions on that site are made up. Unfortunate if any it is true.

[godofthegrove]

I think some of them are ture but I don't think all of them are or even half.....

[less_cunning]

sometimes when i get REALLY REALLY REALLY nervous & i drink lots of coffee i get diarrhea that i have to fight to hold back and sometimes i am not alwayz that successful if you know what i mean but that is why i alwayz wear brown underwear.

[godofthegrove]

that is great!!!

[Led Dirigible]

My Life Is Average is better. Less depressing and more funny!