This needs a thread of it's own!(Hitler+KLON+ILF=LOL's)

[sonidero]

there's a certain type of blowhard who uses "lawyer" the same way a more typical troll says "kick your ass."

If anyone's ever had a Phone Job (twss) you've been threatened Law Suits a hundred times... It's always Boomers...

[D.o.S.]

When I say, "Go fuck yourself, Sheriff," will you put that down to drunkenness or a high estimate of your athleticism?

[echodeluxe]

so, what youre saying is, i have nothing to worry about? because im sweatin bullets a little over here.

currently waiting for a local cop to shop up so i can file a police report. the dispatcher seemed to take it really seriously.

[Scruffie]

I'm not a lawyer and i'll do that shit drunk for you for free and still win. It'll be fucking funny.

I do believe you have more of a case against him for the threats and harassment, in fact if he calls again, tell him you're going to record it plus any future calls and take it to the police, see how fast he backs the fuck down.

Plus, call him piss lips... don't tell him I told you to.

[D.o.S.]

so, what youre saying is, i have nothing to worry about? because im sweatin bullets a little over here.

currently waiting for a local cop to shop up so i can file a police report. the dispatcher seemed to take it really seriously.

File the police report, for sure.

Get some legal advice in the morning. In the meantime, grab a beer and relax.

[sonidero]

so, what youre saying is, i have nothing to worry about? because im sweatin bullets a little over here.

currently waiting for a local cop to shop up so i can file a police report. the dispatcher seemed to take it really seriously.

This has gone WAY TOO FAR...

Just tell the officer "I got a lil freaked out, sorry to waste your time"... If he's there longer than 7 minutes you are doing it wrong...

There is no case here and I thought that we were all better than this...

[sonidero]

No just let it end tonight...

[echodeluxe]

i dont know if it has anything to do with being "better than this", but i mean, the dude threatened to hurt me. i dont know what im supposed to do really. ive never been in this situation so im not taking it super lightly, ya know?

and ive been in plenty of scuffles in high school. ive got big hands so if i ever landed a punch with any power behind it, the fight was usually over. so i can handle myself. but i dont wanna be looking over my shoulder, this guy seems legit insane. like, obsessive insane.

[sonidero]

Wow we have totally entered the Worm Hole...

He's in Brooklyn, you are Yay... Is he gonna take a cross country flight to Punch You???

Hey Filter I'm in TX and it'd be cheaper to come Punch Me... Holla at a Bro and I'll send the coordinates...

[echodeluxe]

hahahahahahaha apparently he travels a lot and has "friends all over the country"

I DONT KNOW MAN IM SCURRED HOLD ME BHENDY

[sonidero]

Just post the Klon again for Double and let's go from there...

[D.o.S.]

If nothing else, the police report will help you if he does try to go after you legally.

Not that I'm a gun owner or advocate, but their "better to have it and never need it" maxim applies here.

[Scruffie]

i dont know if it has anything to do with being "better than this", but i mean, the dude threatened to hurt me. i dont know what im supposed to do really. ive never been in this situation so im not taking it super lightly, ya know?

and ive been in plenty of scuffles in high school. ive got big hands so if i ever landed a punch with any power behind it, the fight was usually over. so i can handle myself. but i dont wanna be looking over my shoulder, this guy seems legit insane. like, obsessive insane.

There's a psychiatric trick, i've used it before and it works, several times with hilarious consequences. Throw someone off by chatting random shit, he'll probably get freaked and it means nothing so you can't get in trouble, start talking about the plants in your garden or summit and just ignore everything he says, he'll just get bored and you've done nothing wrong, just talked about your azaleas

You'll be fine dude

[Achtane]

Uhhh........
hhhhhhh...uhh.....
....the fuck happened here

[sonidero]

Throw someone off by chatting random shit, he'll probably get freaked and it means nothing so you can't get in trouble, start talking about the plants in your garden or summit and just ignore everything he says, he'll just get bored and you've done nothing wrong, just talked about your azaleas

You'll be fine dude

Stop revealing my entire ILF modus operandi...

Today I saw this crazy guy riding around town on a bike with nothing but a red thong and a fez on... It was cray...