This needs a thread of it's own!(Hitler+KLON+ILF=LOL's)

[AxAxSxS]

the klon is for sale haha.

yeah that thread took a turn. i blame myself. but ya know...

Well I missed the grand finale but I don't think anyone faults you for some of the behavior that was on display.

[dubkitty]

if you build the race track, that doesn't make you responsible if somebody in the race deliberately causes a crash. you weren't the guy with the, erm, flaming car.

[FuzzHugger]

So funny. SO, so funny.

[echodeluxe]

so he called me back.

basically, he lied and told me he took the thread to the fbi because i threatened him with a bomb (what a fucking idiot).

i called the fbi office he supposedly went to and the special agent told me that if he would have actually gone there with the printed out thread, they would have laughed him out of the office.

as i was typing this, he called me and threatned me, telling me i was going to "feel it" and that i would be "crying". also he told me he was gonna sue me, in the midst of all that. so, im pretty freaked out now. i just called my local cops to file a report and im gonna press charges if i can.

what the fuck man.

[echodeluxe]

is anyone here a lawyer?

[Deltaphoenix]

Chill out, fuck that guy. He can't sue you.

[dubkitty]

absolutely, put the cops on him. in fact, if he's really in the Bronx, call the NYC cops. they'll be fun for him to deal with.

[D.o.S.]

is anyone here a lawyer?

Trade the Klon for council. Ultimate Blues Lawyer.

[echodeluxe]

haha i wish.

no but really, does this guy have legal standing to sue me? honestly, even if he tried, it would ruin me. im broker than broke. my poor girlfriend supports me for the most part. well, for now until Wattson gets back on its feet.

[D.o.S.]

I think that at this point I'd like to direct you hurr:

http://www.oregonlawhelp.org/OR/index.cfm
http://sites.lawhelp.org/program/694/index.cfm
http://www.osbar.org/public/ris/LowCost ... alAid.html

whereupon you can avail yourself to hunting down pro bono advice from actual attorneys that live in your state, as the only lawyers that exist on ILF hunt the b/s/t and the giveaways, and also live in space.

[sonidero]

I know laws...

[dubkitty]

he's bullshitting even worse than he was about the FBI. IMO you didn't say anything in that thread that was actionable (i am not a lawyer, but worked in law libraries for years). saying you're going to send someone a spunk bomb does not qualify as a "tort," since it's so obviously absurd (who keeps that much jizz around other than a sperm bank?). there's no way he can make a case that he was harmed in any way, nor given his anonymity can he complain about libel or slander. he's full of shit...if he didn't call the FBI, which is free, how likely is it that he would PAY to sic a lawyer on you?

if you feel like you have to talk to an attorney, your local Bar Association has a lawyer referral service (it's the osbar link above)...when i needed legal aid during my recent split the CA Bar had a referral program which matches people with lawyers by their specialties and subsidises the fee for a one-hour consultation to an affordable cost ($50). but honestly, i think you're letting him continue to troll you even after the thread disappeared and the Banhammer was unleashed. try to relax and get him off your mind.

[sonidero]

you're letting him continue to troll you even after the thread disappeared and the Banhammer was unleashed. try to relax and get him off your mind.

How did we come this far Dub...

Kids today...

[AxAxSxS]

so he called me back.

basically, he lied and told me he took the thread to the fbi because i threatened him with a bomb (what a fucking idiot).

i called the fbi office he supposedly went to and the special agent told me that if he would have actually gone there with the printed out thread, they would have laughed him out of the office.

as i was typing this, he called me and threatned me, telling me i was going to "feel it" and that i would be "crying". also he told me he was gonna sue me, in the midst of all that. so, im pretty freaked out now. i just called my local cops to file a report and im gonna press charges if i can.

what the fuck man.

Wow, this dude is legit psycho, and is breaking the law. tell them what has happened and you can get a no contact order. So basically if the dude even calls your phone, you take that phone record in and he goes to jail for violating the order. He has commited verbal assault as well as harrasment and could be said to be terrorizing you if he's really going that far.
Personally I'd just block his number and forget about him. He's an attention seeking blowhard and what was just said?

flaming

No offonse to any fuzz flaming folks, Youall are all right by me

[dubkitty]

it's not the first time i've seen people escalate to threats of lawsuit on the Internet. there's a certain type of blowhard who uses "lawyer" the same way a more typical troll says "kick your ass." and if i had a quarter for every time i've told someone "really? come on over...e-mail me and i'll send you my address" in response to those sorts of threats i could at least buy one of those bargain strawberry lemonades at Burger King.

i was rather proud of the triple entendre "flaming" there