The Video Game thread
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Oh fuck yes.
NEW EARTH DEFENSE FORCE GAME FUCK YEAH AND NOT MADE BY THE DUDES WHO DID THAT CRAPPY PC ONE EITHER
REAL EDF
WITH BAZOOKAS THAT FIRE 100 ROCKETS AT ONCE IN A FAN PATTERN
A REAL CO-OP GAME, NOT SOME TACKED-ON SHIT
NEW EARTH DEFENSE FORCE GAME FUCK YEAH AND NOT MADE BY THE DUDES WHO DID THAT CRAPPY PC ONE EITHER
REAL EDF
WITH BAZOOKAS THAT FIRE 100 ROCKETS AT ONCE IN A FAN PATTERN
A REAL CO-OP GAME, NOT SOME TACKED-ON SHIT
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Twangasaurus wrote:On another note I heard that the controls for The Last of Us are exceptionally rubbish? This is coming from PC gamers though.
They said everything else was pretty great.
They're pretty standard PS3 controls. Only weird thing I can think of is that you only use X for the scope, which I'm not a huge fan of. Well I guess jumping too but I think I've jumped like 3 times all game so far.
To be fair though if they made Last of Us for PC it would be even better.
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MrNovember wrote:Twangasaurus wrote:On another note I heard that the controls for The Last of Us are exceptionally rubbish? This is coming from PC gamers though.
They said everything else was pretty great.
They're pretty standard PS3 controls. Only weird thing I can think of is that you only use X for the scope, which I'm not a huge fan of. Well I guess jumping too but I think I've jumped like 3 times all game so far.
To be fair though if they made Last of Us for PC it would be even better.
That strikes me as people really looking for something to complain about.
I guess I'm a "PC gamer" and I think the controls feel really nice.

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foomanfat wrote:MrNovember wrote:Twangasaurus wrote:On another note I heard that the controls for The Last of Us are exceptionally rubbish? This is coming from PC gamers though.
They said everything else was pretty great.
They're pretty standard PS3 controls. Only weird thing I can think of is that you only use X for the scope, which I'm not a huge fan of. Well I guess jumping too but I think I've jumped like 3 times all game so far.
To be fair though if they made Last of Us for PC it would be even better.
That strikes me as people really looking for something to complain about.
I guess I'm a "PC gamer" and I think the controls feel really nice.
Yeah they are really intuitive and easy to use.
I more so meant that it would be better on PC because the graphics could be pushed even further, although you'd probably need a really good PC for that because they're already phenomenal.
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Oh yeah, I feel that. I wasn't referring to your PC comment. I do appreciate a souped up PC port.
The game does look gorgeous already, though.
The game does look gorgeous already, though.

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Nah, if there was a PC port it'd be locked at 30fps until someone found a way to mod the .exe, and the default controls would be unusable.
I have no faith in PC ports...has there ever been a good one?
I have no faith in PC ports...has there ever been a good one?
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The GTA ports were super good. 


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Achtane wrote:Nah, if there was a PC port it'd be locked at 30fps until someone found a way to mod the .exe, and the default controls would be unusable.
I have no faith in PC ports...has there ever been a good one?
Not unless they actually put time into making it PC friendly. LA Noire, and Mass Effect are two awful ports I can think of. The first Assassin's Creed wasn't a great port either.
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Thanks to GOG, I picked up Fez, Evil Genius and Might And Magic VII.

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foomanfat wrote:Thanks to GOG, I picked up Fez, Evil Genius and Might And Magic VII.
everything about this is bonertastic
Been getting back into this shit right here

Fucking hell dat learning curve
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Achtane wrote:Nah, if there was a PC port it'd be locked at 30fps until someone found a way to mod the .exe, and the default controls would be unusable.
I have no faith in PC ports...has there ever been a good one?
Heaps.
The only bad ones I've played were DMC and Dark Souls. I haven't even had a buggy Bethesda game.
Mass Effect (1) was a good port I thought, my only complaint about that game was the fucking Mako. Fuck I want to replay that game.
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If you want to get educated on bad PC ports watch TotalBiscuits channel, guys got a bone to pick.
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Andrew wrote:Achtane wrote:Nah, if there was a PC port it'd be locked at 30fps until someone found a way to mod the .exe, and the default controls would be unusable.
I have no faith in PC ports...has there ever been a good one?
Heaps.![]()
The only bad ones I've played were DMC and Dark Souls. I haven't even had a buggy Bethesda game.
Mass Effect (1) was a good port I thought, my only complaint about that game was the fucking Mako. Fuck I want to replay that game.
A lot of people including myself had a hard time running that game. very laggy and not smooth
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Oh yes, you did have to run an earlier patch instead.


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Andrew wrote:I haven't even had a buggy Bethesda game.
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