How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
Total votes: 19

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threeve. a combination of three and five.
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On the upper end of average. I've never heard any complaints.
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im on the lower end of tiny
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THE PENIS MUST STAY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
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perma-boner
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It may be short but at least it's thin!
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Bumping for Ryan Summit
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Truth time. I voted >12" but it's not. I hope you guys didn't lose any sleep thinking about my giant dong (or do I, heh).
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matt is your dick like super huge?
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its tiny
so what
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tuffteef wrote:#powerbottoms4christ


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