Who greenlighted the Pitbull/Christina song?

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Who greenlighted the Pitbull/Christina song?

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Take one of the catchiest riffs of all time,
Make it sound completely lame.
Add horrific rising saw vocals, spiking every bar,
Presented in that ungodly idol style.
With some basic, BIG DEAL! :whateva: braggadocio by a decent :idk: spanish rapper
Who's trying to have swag like Fat Joe when he was actually fat and not just...husky...

But this song....it's everywhere, completely ruining the NBA playoffs.
Even during the regular season there it was, nearly a dozen times per game.
Just stick to the Jock Jams cd ya trendy goobers.

How can it have 58million hits on youtube?
If you like that song
Then you enjoy horrible things.
like old people engaging in coitus.

Picture it. Yeah you like that don't you.

A-ha. You thought about it. Sinner.
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Re: Who greenlighted the Pitbull/Christina song?

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I typed this in a textbox last night during the end of game 4, while a bit buzzed and completely exhausted.
Form was expired just now when I went to preview it and had to hit it twice.
The typos and just plain wrong words were horrific.

But I made myself lol @ this lil rant.
And fully stand by it in the daytime.
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Re: Who greenlighted the Pitbull/Christina song?

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NEEDS MORE SIDECHAINING
EVERYWHERE
ALL THE TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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Re: Who greenlighted the Pitbull/Christina song?

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YO DAWG,
I HEARD YOU LIKE SIDE-CHAINING
SO WE SIDE-CHAINED THE SIDE-CHAINS
SO YOU CAN SIDE-CHAIN WHILE SIDE-CHAINING.
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Re: Who greenlighted the Pitbull/Christina song?

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Ha, Pitbull is not decent at anything. That is way too nice of you..
I cannot think of a single "musician" who annoys me more.
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