It's like "hey Mom, Joe Perrys here to pick you up for yalls date in his Rickshaw"...
That feelin when you're changing your Bass strings for the first time in 8 years and you get to the D string and a spider descends from the back of the gears...
It's like "hey Mom, Joe Perrys here to pick you up for yalls date in his Rickshaw"...
That feelin when you're changing your Bass strings for the first time in 8 years and you get to the D string and a spider descends from the back of the gears...
Helpful house spider is on guard for termites.
I still have the original flatwounds on a '99 fretless Jazz Bass; which as of recently has been gathering cobwebs of its own. I feel better knowing that there's a spider sentry keeping an eye [or 8] on things.
Whack shack duty. Night 134. At first I chased down individual whacker offers and had to threaten them with UCMJ. I thought they'd be scared straight so to speak. The next few nights they got smarter, using cover and concealment to their advantage in order to blow their hot loads all over this Holy Shi`ite Land. Now I just make a racket by rapping the side of the sheet metal wall with my rifle and watch as joes scamper from the whack shack, tripping over themselves with their trousers around their ankles and cum spurting from their still rock hard dicks. Another three caught today, that's another three Field Grade Jacking Off Article 15s to begin tomorrow.
Life wasn't this hard when jacking off wasn't banned in the 'stan, I guess the General was tired of seeing his hot young virile studs wasting their seed on the ground of this barren nation, he'd rather have the seed saved up and spread across the beautiful fields of amber grain in the good old U S of A. At first no one blamed him, how many of us wouldn't rather be jacking off at home, cumming where we please? But there's an enemy here. An enemy that doesn't want anyone cumming, here in their homeland or elsewhere. An enemy that stands against all erect dicks spurting justice from their swollen tips. An enemy that would sooner grab a jizzing dick at its hilt and sever it than allow us to have one more ejaculation of freedom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.