kbithecrowing wrote:I had a dream last night where behndy gave me the world's oldest and most delicious tequila, and then he went into the other room where he had sex with Sasha Grey seduced him.
I had a similar dream a couple of nights ago. I was hanging out with DarkAlex and he introduced me to JayZ and Beyoncé and we ended up having a threesome. Beyoncé was really fine in my dream and JayZ blows a mean cock!
kbithecrowing wrote:I had a dream last night where behndy gave me the world's oldest and most delicious tequila, and then he went into the other room where he had sex with Sasha Grey seduced him.
I had a similar dream a couple of nights ago. I was hanging out with DarkAlex and he introduced me to JayZ and Beyoncé and we ended up having a threesome. Beyoncé was really fine in my dream and JayZ blows a mean cock!
I don't even know how to respond, but hilarious none-the-less.
futuresailors wrote:
kbithecrowing wrote:I'm actually looking forward to valentine's day as a single person. It's been four years since that happened. Don't gotta worry about sheit But I'm probably still jealous of anyone who has valentine's day plans.
By that, you mean you's looking forward to pickin up some hooooooooz.
Someone's gotta treat 'em right. Might as well be me
This has me thinking, I'm having my background checked right now for a job. Wonder if they could find my posts on here, such as this one, and be like "uhhhhh let's not hire this dude."
D.o.S. wrote:I'm fucking stupid and no one should operate under any other premise.
It's my understanding that 95% of people are shockingly bad with computers. Even people who use them all the time, even PC-use-heavy teachers. Like...how does this happen?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm single in the first time in forever, and have no ladies on the go at the moment. If I wasn't playing a show with my obnoxious band I'd pretty sad.
hbombgraphics wrote:paypal gift awakens a beast from underneath the earth that eats puppies
I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm single in the first time in forever, and have no ladies on the go at the moment. If I wasn't playing a show with my obnoxious band I'd pretty sad.
Enjoy not having to spend $$$ on jacked-up restaurant/flower prices in the name of a Hallmark holiday. Treat yourself to a new [or used] pedal with the money you would have spent. Put the emotion into the music you play.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm single in the first time in forever, and have no ladies on the go at the moment. If I wasn't playing a show with my obnoxious band I'd pretty sad.
FREE TICKETS FOR BLOWGE'S! Lady problem solved.
or
OUR DRINK TICKETS FOR BLOWGE'S Boosh. Solved again.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
At first I thought you were asking about stereo speakers......
If you haven't ran through all of Hitchens' and Harris' books yet, a friend of mine just downloads all the audio books he can find. I think there are a ton of Hitchens' books on audio.
gunslinger_burrito wrote::lol: At first I thought you were asking about stereo speakers......
If you haven't ran through all of Hitchens' and Harris' books yet, a friend of mine just downloads all the audio books he can find. I think there are a ton of Hitchens' books on audio.
I've read most of them already, and I'm going through the rest.
Trying to find some new people though.
D.o.S. wrote:You're like a walking Mad Men episode.
BitchPudding wrote:DO WHAT MUST BE DONE, LORD JFREY.
friendship wrote:one cool thing about living is that things get worse and worse and worse until you die
I don't even know how to respond, but hilarious none-the-less.
