The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[morange]

Walking into Guitar Center for me is almost as hard as walking into, say, Hollister. The air is so thick with pretension I can barely breathe, and I'm sweating through my shirt.

[ryan summit]

I was at guitar center and I overheard a sales dude say "this guitar will get you that ac/dc sound". I cringed and then lolled.

serial #?
pics?
clips?
a professional tone slinger
divulging trade secrets
revealing a mystery of the ages
what/where is the holy grail?
what kind of drugs were actually in jimi's headband?
which new epiphone sg cops that angus?
standard?special?400?JOOO- NEEE-ORRR?!?
do you think he tells just anyone who comes in there
that a certain guitar will make them sound like
their favorite guitar player?
JUST TO MAKE A SALE?
thats perpostorous
lets go back there and hogtie him
see what else he knows

[goosekevin]

I have a horrible feeling my girlfriend is going to break up with me

Only one thing to do.... break up with her first.

this is true especially if you're over the relationship.

false alarm, she was just upset with me
im so not over the relationship at alllll, i loev her to death! almost 2 years

[Scruffie]

I'm not sad but I can't stop crying lol, it's just getting annoying now.

[Grrface]

This fucking client. One, they all have heavy European accents speak quickly. Two, they have absolutely no idea what they actually want, but they're very defensive about their ignorance. How the fuck am I supposed to deal with this?!

[jfrey]

[morange]

That must have been painful to write.

[jfrey]

That must have been painful to write.

Very. Almost all of my cushion is gone.

[Gozu]

i've been signed off with stress and anxiety...

[jfrey]

My boss has been driving me crazy for the past week. If it wasn't for the fact that I have spent like $5000 recently between my new apartment, parking tickets, paying off debts, etc. I think I would have just quit outright today without bothering to line up a job to go to.

[fungalattack]

This girl that I work with asked me to be in her shoegaze band. She plays guitar, I asked her what pedals she uses and she said she doesn't have any

[skullservant]

This girl that I work with asked me to be in her shoegaze band. She plays guitar, I asked her what pedals she uses and she said she doesn't have any

AMP VERB

[Chankgeez]

This girl that I work with asked me to be in her shoegaze band. She plays guitar, I asked her what pedals she uses and she said she doesn't have any

Get her to start posting here. We need more women on ILF.

[phantasmagorovich]

TWCS

[fungalattack]

Needs MOAR verb and delay!!! Or gtfo. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Maybe we can convert her to a fuzzy girl. She is chill with a good taste in tunes.