honestly ilf, stfu. NO OSCILLATION get the fuck over it.

[John]

THESE GUYS



PUT YOUR BALLS UNDER

INITIATE DRY SEQUENCE


BALLS LOOK LIKE THESE TITS




FEEL THE POWER

[ChetMagongalo]

Honestly I don't see this fitting on my board. That finish looks terrible too. Fuck this!

[behndy]

FEEL THE POWER

THOSE TITZ.

welp. i have a new fetish. OFF TO THE INTERNET.

[Radical AC]

I look at all those fancy air flow machines and cant say I am a fan. But, if naked sky diving does that to those tits I would not want to have my balls hanging in that wind.

[DarkAxel]

I look at all those fancy air flow machines and cant say I am a fan

[ryan summit]

teeeehhheehahahahah
from glitter cape flappery
to balls and ass
in the hand dryer
can i sig this whole fuckin thread

[dubkitty]

i've seen inverted nipples before, but that's the first time i've ever seen inverted breasts.

[ryan summit]

look behndy
now they will really catch
your spit and piss

ughhh thats so gross
but im not deleting it

[Haki]

Yeah, air multipliers are goofy. Those airblade hand dryers are badass, though.

it had been a fantasy of mine to stick my dick in one of those. i gave a friend a ride to the airpot super late, like 2 am'ish i think? but SFO was DESERTED. i had to pee and there was just me in the bathroom.... with one of those dryers. it looked at me ao naughty and i knew it was time to go. now, or this opportunity might never present itself again.

i had time to put my dick in, flaccid AND engorged with blood. balls too. ALSO an ass cheek.

it... was pretty fucking awesome. maybe not quite as good as my recurring dreams, but what reality ever lives up to the expected experience?

So you're buying one for home use?

[behndy]

01) i would get even less that i need to done with that as a House Based Distraction.

02) my grrrrrrrrrL would get jealooooouuuuuuuussssss.

[hollowhero]

it had been a fantasy of mine to stick my dick in one of those. i gave a friend a ride to the airpot super late, like 2 am'ish i think? but SFO was DESERTED. i had to pee and there was just me in the bathroom.... with one of those dryers. it looked at me ao naughty and i knew it was time to go. now, or this opportunity might never present itself again.

i had time to put my dick in, flaccid AND engorged with blood. balls too. ALSO an ass cheek.

it... was pretty fucking awesome. maybe not quite as good as my recurring dreams, but what reality ever lives up to the expected experience?

Thank god I didn't use the bathroom when I was flying sfo to san diego

[behndy]

awwwwww! we could've been Peen To Hand Ben Buddies!

THERE'S STILL TIME.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZNVlyEW7I[/youtube]

(i know it's technically TOMORROW. YOU. but that's the closest i could find.)

[hollowhero]

lol I'll have to start bringing my own paper towels since SF is anti-paper, pro-trees, and pro-peen-to-hand-action

[behndy]

dood. how fucking stoopid is this? Alameda County (Berkeley, Oakland, Emeryville and more) passed an ordinance so that grocery stores and shops like Target have to charge you 10 cents for every bag they give you.

i love this place. but sometimes i fucking hate this place.

[hollowhero]

San Jose has the same stupid ordinance. I don't know how many times I've been to target to buy 1 or 2 things (so I don't bring a bag of course) and end up buying other crap. Bam! There goes 10 more cents.