The Video Game thread

[behndy]

i don't even. WAT.

Achtainty - you're the one that has a hard on for all things Giant Unicorn Yanki ne?

[Achtane]

Indeed good sir.
AND THANKS DUDE YOU JUST REMINDED ME THAT I CAN PLAY THIS NOW 'CAUSE I HAVE A PSP

UGH SO GOOD
Starin' other delinquents down with your laser delinquent eyes.
Insulting their mommas to give you a pre-battle edge.
Becoming the top school boss of all the delinquents in each region.
Fuck yeah.

[behndy]

lol. AWESOME.

[Achtane]

Some guy started staring me down with his Badass Glare and challenged me with "Savor this zesty asskicking!"
I responded in turn with "Eat my knuckle sandwich!" and killed him with a beam shot from my dude's giant pompadour.
If you make fun of them by repeating their challenge words it does extra damage.
Also, you power up by crouching on the sidewalk like a Russian.

This is basically the best game ever made.

[GardenoftheDead]

Playing the fuck out of Star Wars Battlefront 2.

So pissed they never made a third one. I've probably logged more time on this game than any other besides KOTOR and Pokemon Silver.

[coldbrightsunlight]

Yeah, the Battlefront games were pretty sweet, I just love the feel that the battles are huge with the large numbers.

I've been playing the shit out of Saints Row the Third (THQ bundle for £5), it's so fucking funny, I think I've only done 2 actual missions (the two you have to do at the start) and spent more than 5 hours doing side missions and just driving like a maniac.

Kerbal Space Program is occupying the rest of my time because it's so raddddd!

[foomanfat]

I've been playing the shit out of Saints Row the Third (THQ bundle for £5), it's so fucking funny, I think I've only done 2 actual missions (the two you have to do at the start) and spent more than 5 hours doing side missions and just driving like a maniac.

Oh, man. That game is great.
I lost so much time dicking around that world.

[jfrey]

You should all be playing DOTA2.

[Achtane]

You should all be playing DOTA2.

Making people yell at me IS a large part of why I play online games...
Playing DOTA2 would be a type of indirect, or maybe passive griefing 'cause I'm both terrible at and unwilling to learn those kinds of games. And I know people would get so fucking mad at my performance.

[foomanfat]

Anytime DOTA is mentioned, I am reminded how badly I want a new Warcraft.

[jfrey]

Anytime DOTA is mentioned, I am reminded how badly I want a new Warcraft.

I want a new WC in the style of WC2 SOOOO BAD.

Sidenote: At one point when WC3 was popular my friend Nate was one of the highest ranked players.
Sidenote 2: Him and one of his friends beat the #1 ranked WC3 team in a best of 3.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I've been playing the shit out of Saints Row the Third (THQ bundle for £5), it's so fucking funny, I think I've only done 2 actual missions (the two you have to do at the start) and spent more than 5 hours doing side missions and just driving like a maniac.

Oh, man. That game is great.
I lost so much time dicking around that world.

Yeah, I just loooove the character customisation and outfits. I'm a muscly dude wearing bright red lipstick, long red nails, a ton of makeup, high heeled leather boots a skirt and a ridiculous purple vest because I want people to be thinking about gender roles while I kick them in the face.

[Achtane]

Saints Row 3 was fun as hell with a friend, but I was disappointed that there were fewer customization options than in SR2.
I wanted to make my Terminator geisha again, but settled for a pompadour and leather jacket-wearing Russian sometimes-mime.
...still turned out good I guess. It did enable me to make this dumbass video:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQzJUsdgXqo[/youtube]

[foomanfat]

I've been playing the shit out of Saints Row the Third (THQ bundle for £5), it's so fucking funny, I think I've only done 2 actual missions (the two you have to do at the start) and spent more than 5 hours doing side missions and just driving like a maniac.

Oh, man. That game is great.
I lost so much time dicking around that world.

Yeah, I just loooove the character customisation and outfits. I'm a muscly dude wearing bright red lipstick, long red nails, a ton of makeup, high heeled leather boots a skirt and a ridiculous purple vest because I want people to be thinking about gender roles while I kick them in the face.

Just dropped this guy in my machine, and I'm back to running new games on high.

[My name is Mudd]

Keep an eye on the voltages...some of those are rumored to have the voltages arbitrarily creep upward.