I wanna be in a _________ band goddammit!!!!!

[goroth]

I want to play some progressive grindcore. Something with a shit ton of blasts, but not afraid to do other shit. And not just throwing in 5 minutes of funeral doom in the middle of the album/set to prove that the band doesn't only play fast. I'd like it to be kinda like when Napalm wig out, but more.

It'd be nice if it was somewhat cohesive but not entirely necessary

[goroth]

Regarding drums - I write all drum patterns in Guitar Pro, then export the midi file to Logic and then run them through Addictive drums. Strangely enough this is easier for me than doing the Skullservant method, mostly because I can read/write notes and I'm largely incompetent when it comes to the technology side of things.

[devideva]

I want to be in a Hard Roc-Bossa-Neo-Soul combo -- high as kite neosoul with a black diva on vocals - with hard rock background playing in a rock/bossa nova breakdown style of my own making.

[lapsteel]

That doesn't care what it sounds like. I hate it when I am supposed to play a certain way... If I wanna play some jazzy shit it' s okay If I wanna hammer on some chords cool, if I wanna loop some melodies good, if I wanna meander through some scales in some weird key alright, if I just wanna make noises fine... hell even if it doesn't sound all that good all the time okay. I wanna be in the most dysfunctional band and not care cause it's fun and loud and makes some people uncomfortable. No delusions of grandeur, no pressure just fun whatever.

But it would be cool to be in a uber professional JB's type band that makes money...

[Big Mon]

That doesn't care what it sounds like. I hate it when I am supposed to play a certain way... If I wanna play some jazzy shit it' s okay If I wanna hammer on some chords cool, if I wanna loop some melodies good, if I wanna meander through some scales in some weird key alright, if I just wanna make noises fine... hell even if it doesn't sound all that good all the time okay. I wanna be in the most dysfunctional band and not care cause it's fun and loud and makes some people uncomfortable. No delusions of grandeur, no pressure just fun whatever.

But it would be cool to be in a uber professional JB's type band that makes money...

I wanna be in a dual-lapsteel band with dis gai^^^

[phantasmagorovich]

I would love to be in a noise band, something that focuses on harsh, evil noise and very accented rhythm. Think prong meet Black Metal or something like that.
And then combine this with my vision of a big ensemble improv band. Like 24 people rocking out and spitting harsh noise. That would be awesome.

I would like to be just the singer in any kind of band, I don't know how I'd work together with other people in this setting though and it would be a requirement that I get to use a pedalboard. It would have to be melodic in some way because I can't grunt or scream for shit.

If my skills would allow for it I'd also like a jazz and a classic blues kind of gig. Bu unfortunately I'm too shitty a guitarist for this kind of thing.

[sylnau]

If I would be in a band, it would be a mixture of Tom Waits, Portishead, Swans, Art Ensemble of Chicago and Yma Sumac.

[Greenfuz]

I'd be into that, only if everyone wore gauntlets with giant nails and multiple bullet belts.



Or robes.

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[fungalattack]

goth rock fuzzed out from the deepest depths of hell!

[lapsteel]

That doesn't care what it sounds like. I hate it when I am supposed to play a certain way... If I wanna play some jazzy shit it' s okay If I wanna hammer on some chords cool, if I wanna loop some melodies good, if I wanna meander through some scales in some weird key alright, if I just wanna make noises fine... hell even if it doesn't sound all that good all the time okay. I wanna be in the most dysfunctional band and not care cause it's fun and loud and makes some people uncomfortable. No delusions of grandeur, no pressure just fun whatever.

But it would be cool to be in a uber professional JB's type band that makes money...

I wanna be in a dual-lapsteel band with dis gai^^^

I' ve heard your stuff blooghost, and it is good shit... what would we call this all steel project?

[jrmy]

That doesn't care what it sounds like. I hate it when I am supposed to play a certain way... If I wanna play some jazzy shit it' s okay If I wanna hammer on some chords cool, if I wanna loop some melodies good, if I wanna meander through some scales in some weird key alright, if I just wanna make noises fine... hell even if it doesn't sound all that good all the time okay. I wanna be in the most dysfunctional band and not care cause it's fun and loud and makes some people uncomfortable. No delusions of grandeur, no pressure just fun whatever.

But it would be cool to be in a uber professional JB's type band that makes money...

I wanna be in a dual-lapsteel band with dis gai^^^

I' ve heard your stuff blooghost, and it is good shit... what would we call this all steel project?

Clearly, you'd need to call it ALL STEEL! Or the All Steel Project. Either way sounds pretty badass to me.

[Greenfuz]

all steel experience

[Gearmond]

Steely Band

[sonidero]

Heavy-Slow-Core...

[sylnau]

If I would be in a band, it would be a mixture of Tom Waits, Portishead, Swans, Art Ensemble of Chicago and Yma Sumac.

Oh, and I would do some electro-noise version of some Johnny Cash songs.