The Confessions Thread

[01010111]

I'm pretty sure I could fall asleep if I jerked off, but, I donated blood today and am worried that if I become aroused that I might pass-out when the blood rushes from my brain to my dick... I guess it would help either way then

[theavondon]

I did not vote.

[snipelfritz]

I'm pretty sure I could fall asleep if I jerked off, but, I donated blood today and am worried that if I become aroused that I might pass-out when the blood rushes from my brain to my dick... I guess it would help either way then

That sounds like a win-win.

[01010111]

I'm pretty sure I could fall asleep if I jerked off, but, I donated blood today and am worried that if I become aroused that I might pass-out when the blood rushes from my brain to my dick... I guess it would help either way then

That sounds like a win-win.

If that's not synergy I don't know what is

[DarkAxel]

and they don't have a refrigerated alien at Wright-Patterson AFB

pease don't take away our dreams

[DarkAxel]

and they don't have a refrigerated alien at Wright-Patterson AFB

pease don't take away our dreams

[skullservant]

Told my fiance I would have $200 to put towards our apartment, but after buying the speaker for my cab now I only have like $125...............

[Achtane]

I did not vote.

After the first three choices, I voted for King Buzzo, Jello Biafra, myself twice, "you", Lincoln, and the two main characters from a game where the VP stages a coup and the President has to take back America by force, in a giant robot.

...uhh...but in my defense (kind of), I would rather write something in than vote a random person I did absolutely no research on into the school board. So I hope Buzzo wins there.

[kbit]

"Tokyo Drift" is my favorite movie from the Fast and the Furious franchise.

Also,

I did not vote.

[wsas3]

"Tokyo Drift" is my favorite movie from the Fast and the Furious franchise.

Also,

I did not vote.

Yeah, but you definitely didnt need to, I think Donnys vote mattered more. Even though I wanted Obama to win and I voted, my first presidential election feels kind of bittersweet knowing that had I wanted Romney to win, my vote wouldn't matter. It never will if I ever choose republican.
I know this is simple american politics, but it kind of just started making me itch once it mattered to me.

[Josh Pelican]

I killed a man...

[Chankgeez]

Even though I wanted Obama to win and I voted, my first presidential election feels kind of bittersweet knowing that had I wanted Romney to win, my vote wouldn't matter. It never will if I ever choose republican.
I know this is simple american politics, but it kind of just started making me itch once it mattered to me.

Move to a different state.

[bigchiefbc]

Even though I wanted Obama to win and I voted, my first presidential election feels kind of bittersweet knowing that had I wanted Romney to win, my vote wouldn't matter. It never will if I ever choose republican.
I know this is simple american politics, but it kind of just started making me itch once it mattered to me.

Move to a different state.

There are such an insanely small number of places to go in this country where your vote matters, that it would actually be a challenge to find them. Even the "swing states", almost every district is either solid red or solid blue, so then your congressional and state-level vote means nothing. The highest level election on my ballot that was even barely contested was town council. Meh. I've become so fucking jaded because there's no candidate at any level that I agree with even half the time. My views are literally represented nowhere in this country.

I'm sick of holding my nose and voting for guys that I agree with on economic issues but who are fucking disgustingly bad on civil liberties, or vice versa.

[Chankgeez]

There are such an insanely small number of places to go in this country where your vote matters, that it would actually be a challenge to find them. Even the "swing states", almost every district is either solid red or solid blue, so then your congressional and state-level vote means nothing. The highest level election on my ballot that was even barely contested was town council. Meh. I've become so fucking jaded because there's no candidate at any level that I agree with even half the time. My views are literally represented nowhere in this country.

I'm sick of holding my nose and voting for guys that I agree with on economic issues but who are fucking disgustingly bad on civil liberties, or vice versa.

Oh, I totally agree.

[snipelfritz]

I like responding "Your mom [whatever the action of the last person's sentence was]!"

to fucking anything, bitches!!!

Your mom likes fucking anything, bitches!!!