Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
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Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
I feel like I've just invented the best thing to happen to guitarists in the past 15 years.
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
Only if they come with pinup girls on them and certain areas activate the smell when scratched...
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
I was thinking the intro scents could be:
Fresh Garlic Bread: Who DOESN'T like that smell?
Laundry Detergent: To give the illusion that you've showered recently during gigs
Ocean Breeze: For all you post-rockers
Pit Sweat: To give the illusion that you've either not showered, or to give the illusion that you're playing intensely
Apple Pie: Awwww yeah.
The pickguards have the option of being themed to fit the smell, for example, Pit Sweat could be a large image of a hairy pit.
Fresh Garlic Bread: Who DOESN'T like that smell?
Laundry Detergent: To give the illusion that you've showered recently during gigs
Ocean Breeze: For all you post-rockers
Pit Sweat: To give the illusion that you've either not showered, or to give the illusion that you're playing intensely
Apple Pie: Awwww yeah.
The pickguards have the option of being themed to fit the smell, for example, Pit Sweat could be a large image of a hairy pit.
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
That would make picking solos with your teeth so much more enjoyable! 

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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
Just make sure Pit Sweat comes in both hairy and shaved versions or ILF will lose its shit.
I WANT A PETRICHOR PICKGUARD.
I WANT A PETRICHOR PICKGUARD.
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
I fear for what some bands pick guards would smell like... I imagine the dwarves will smell like dick and ass.
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
skullservant wrote:Ocean Breeze: For all you post-rockers

Live your life like a tree.
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
Riiiiiiiich Coreeen-thian Leather.
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
many of my guitars have had a very unique smell to them....
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
cocaine and weed scented ones for the peeps that live by the fact, you cant get back...
and da ones dat live down right by da beach, why else would they were dat hat?
lawd mercy.
and da ones dat live down right by da beach, why else would they were dat hat?

lawd mercy.
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
Helter wrote:skullservant wrote:Ocean Breeze: For all you post-rockers
Special low-frequency version.
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
Nothing like the smell of Dennys during a gig....to remind you of where you'll be in a few hours
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
MAPLE SYRUP AND BACON SCENTED PICKGUARD
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Re: Scratch N' Sniff pickguards
Achtane wrote:Just make sure Pit Sweat comes in both hairy and shaved versions or ILF will lose its shit.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!

