The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

Sometimes I wonder what amazon.com thinks about me...

The fact that you think Amazon.com is sentient is slightly disturbing.

and stripes, NAUGHTY!

[01010111]

Sometimes I wonder what amazon.com thinks about me...

The fact that you think Amazon.com is sentient is slightly disturbing.

Not sentient per say, but I just get suggestions from amazon for weird, and extremely varied, shit. And that makes me wonder where their little classification algorithms place me...

[Chankgeez]

I confess that I think that wfs1234 currently has the best avatar on the board.

[01010111]

Thanks!

[Chankgeez]

Thanks!

You're welcome. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.

[dubkitty]

it does have a charming Alice in Wonderland/Wind In The Willows vibe to it.

[kbit]

So earlier I spit into my toilet (I don't know, it made sense at the time), but I didn't flush it. Just now I went to the bathroom and upon looking at the spit in my toilet, my first thought was "is that cum?".

On an unrelated note (maybe?), my left testicle really hurts for no apparent reason.

[DallasLemonade]

So earlier I spit into my toilet (I don't know, it made sense at the time), but I didn't flush it. Just now I went to the bathroom and upon looking at the spit in my toilet, my first thought was "is that cum?".

On an unrelated note (maybe?), my left testicle really hurts for no apparent reason.

get that checked out, bud. one of my friends recently lost one of his because his ducts got twisted or something and the doctor thought it was an infection or something and treated him incorrectly (now a lawsuit). anyway, yeah his nut hurt really badly, is it swollen at all? his got pretty damn big. like, apple/small or medium grapefruit-sized.

[kbit]

Damn that sounds awful. But no I'm not seeing or feeling any swelling.

[hbombgraphics]

no swelling it's a UTI
bomb some cranberry juice or old antibiotic

probably should let a dr fondle you

[kbit]

I just took some antibiotics for bronchitis? I don't know if that would have helped. I need a new doctor, too. My first visit having them check out my balls would be kinda weird haha. Also kinda funny. I should do it I suppose. This isn't the first time I've had this kind of pain so it probably is worth getting checked out.

[hbombgraphics]

yeah, don't you have a school nurse????

[kbit]

yeah, don't you have a school nurse????

I do, but she ain't that kinda nurse

[Grrface]

I just took some antibiotics for bronchitis? I don't know if that would have helped. I need a new doctor, too. My first visit having them check out my balls would be kinda weird haha. Also kinda funny. I should do it I suppose. This isn't the first time I've had this kind of pain so it probably is worth getting checked out.

I had bronchitis back in high school. It sucked. I seem to remember taking antibiotics.

On the doctor front, I haven't been in at least 3 years, I think.

[dubkitty]

I just took some antibiotics for bronchitis? I don't know if that would have helped. I need a new doctor, too. My first visit having them check out my balls would be kinda weird haha. Also kinda funny. I should do it I suppose. This isn't the first time I've had this kind of pain so it probably is worth getting checked out.

definitely. it could be something that needs treatment, or it could be one of those testicle-nomming ticks from the Whatever Thread.