The Confessions Thread

[Achtane]

I sometimes kinda want to change my avatar but then I see Paul Denton's face and I just can't do that to the guy.

You should totally do this one of JC, always makes me laugh when I think of it

[snipelfritz]

Dealing with people is so much easier when they're not someone you want to have sex with.

This thought was actually inspired by thinking about my good friendships.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I sometimes kinda want to change my avatar but then I see Paul Denton's face and I just can't do that to the guy.

You should totally do this one of JC, always makes me laugh when I think of it

So good, and so uncharacteristically happy of that moody bastard.

[futuresailors]

I sometimes kinda want to change my avatar but then I see Paul Denton's face and I just can't do that to the guy.

You should totally do this one of JC, always makes me laugh when I think of it

So good, and so uncharacteristically happy of that moody bastard.

It's like someone just wheeled out a cake shaped like an aug canister for his birthday.
PS I read your username as "Hold me closer monkey danceerrr"

[hbombgraphics]

getting paid to poop is awesome

[snipelfritz]

I poop lots at work like im guessing an average of 30-90 minutes a day.

I do too. At least two of my coworkers have noticed.

I shit a lot always though. Like at least three times a day.

[hbombgraphics]

I poop lots at work like im guessing an average of 30-90 minutes a day.

I do too. At least two of my coworkers have noticed.

I shit a lot always though. Like at least three times a day.

that seems like alot
you must eat veggies

[Almonds]

I hate pooping at work because I'm on a floor full of overweight men and there all only 3 stalls. So, 9 times out of 10 you're pooping next to another dude. A man should be able to poop in privacy.

[hbombgraphics]

I hate pooping at work because I'm on a floor full of overweight men and there all only 3 stalls. So, 9 times out of 10 you're pooping next to another dude. A man should be able to poop in privacy.

indeed!


can you go down another floor?

[Almonds]

Yes! I do that often, but people have gotten yelled at before so I try not to when I can.
The floor below me must be full of women because the men's room there is always empty it's great.

[GardenoftheDead]

I was super straight edge until I turned 21. And then I was like 'well, I mean, whatever.'

Said every straight edger ever /badumtish.

Seriously though, I never got the "true till 21" phenomenon that people poke fun at. If I wanted to drink, it wouldn't exactly be hard for me to do it. Most of my friends are older than me and very few would care about buying me something.

Not an edger though cause making whether you do or don't do drugs a moral stance is fucking stupid.

[alexa.]

lol, I stopped drinking when I was 21.

[jfrey]

I used to drink a ton when I was really young. Then not so much except for a year or so when I was living with roommates that drank a lot. Since I started my new night job though I have been drinking far too much. I'm at a different bar every night, 6 nights a week. And since I work 7 days a week total, the idea of a week and weekend has lost all significance to me. It's just one long stretch of days.

[snipelfritz]

I used to drink a ton when I was really young. Then not so much except for a year or so when I was living with roommates that drank a lot. Since I started my new night job though I have been drinking far too much. I'm at a different bar every night, 6 nights a week. And since I work 7 days a week total, the idea of a week and weekend has lost all significance to me. It's just one long stretch of days.

Welcome to my life

Honestly, I often can't tell if something happened a month ago or two days earlier.

[skullservant]

As much as I've been working, I haven't had a full 2 days off in like a month haha ITS ALL THE SAME