"Hello...oh, hi mom!...fine, how are things with you?...nothing much, just testing the new milking machine prototype for Stan; he's worried that the suction may be a bit too strong and would suck the cows inside-out. I don't see what he's talking about tho...truth be told, it feels rather nice, and you should see what it does for my nipples...no wonder Stan likes it when I test for him..."
dubkitty wrote:it's the Death Metal version of "Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite."
behndy wrote:...or Unsuspecting Tourist Penetration.... whatever does it for you.... i don't judge....
Unless any of you duders visit Sweden, I can't see myself bumping into any ILFers. Maybe Bassus, if gets on the party boat from Helsinki. But given that he will have traveled via the party boat he'll probably be sea sick and mega hungover and won't recognise anyone. Probably will have forgotten his English as well. It's that kind of boat. Except... pathetic. It's not a cool party boat.
Gone Fission wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 2:21 pm
That’s quarter-assed at best.
All this talk about breasts (!) has reminded me about that shop in London that sold breast milk ice-cream for four days before the police stopped them.
"Thin and lifeless like a Happy meal." - Rob Chappers, 2011
behndy wrote:
i imagine all these shoddy spice racks littering heaven that Gawd gets pissed at you if you talk poo about 'cause "MAH BOI DEED THAHT.".
Pollinator95 wrote:All this talk about breasts (!) has reminded me about that shop in London that sold breast milk ice-cream for four days before the police stopped them.
Pollinator95 wrote:All this talk about breasts (!) has reminded me about that shop in London that sold breast milk ice-cream for four days before the police stopped them.
Bass players of this forum! Do NOT try a Dingwall bass! DO NOT!!!!!!!! Here is the reason why.
After getting a Dingwall my wrist hurt a bit because of having to adjust from playing the same way for 14 years. A week into it, my wrist felt great. A few days ago I picked up my Spector Coda 4 and cannot do it! I literally can't! It feels unnatural. From the way the frets are laid out to the tone. The Spector is a tone monster too and the Dingwall stomped it's dick into the dirt and smiled while doing it!
I urge you not to try one because you will have to play them and them only. It's a ploy I tell you! A ploy!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm going to be a convert for life! Damn you Dingwall! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HEAVENLY FEELING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".