It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[behndy]

shit Nad. fucking DOUCHERY.

i don't like talking shit about people in public..... but yeah. our situation is a tad similar. not near the longevity of badness, but it ended not good. i just got an email saying some prettttttttttty evil and hateful shit.

people like that are so WEIRD. i really don't get how their heads work. it's almost like they can't comprehend someone trying to be their friend and help... JUST to help them. not to play some angle. like that's the only way THEY see people, whether they're sucker/trusting enough to get over one, so of COURSE everybody's like that.

sounds sad and....... kinda exhausting.

WEIRD.

just wrote like 2 new songs (some old parts we never used). didn't realize we had a meh show a week from this Friday. curious if we'll be any good for it. was a lot of fun tonight though.

[Haki]

fuck. don't tempt me.

lol. actually, you're the second person to offer. the first.... DOES have way nicer tits than you though. that..... that MATTERS.

Great. Now I'm saving boobjob money rather than Dingwall money.

Also Behnders, sorry bro, shit is rough. Bands are a motherfucker to keep together. I am preparing for that same eventuality, I would say that my band won't last beyond early next summer, or if it does, it will be 3 of us looking for a new singer. If we decide to call the band quits, I am rolling solo for a bit. Synthy bass stuff and my Maschine, FTW.

If that's how you feel about your current band then why didn't you join that thing you recently got invited into?

[Derelict78]

sax + heavy.. ever hear Ministry?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfRXM2epMKs[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOD0ew-6Oc[/youtube]

[jrmy]

You could get a Bari Sax and be the Morphine of Doom... He could drone over you riffin...

YES! THIS WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT! THIS MUST HAPPEN! OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH!

Also, could you imagine a doom cover of "Sharks Patrol These Waters?" It would be a mitzvah!

[jrmy]

Not exactly related, but WHAT THE WHAT?!?!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL3ePKLEJlE[/youtube]

[sonidero]

Yeah What the What.?. That's really cool...

I was thinking how bad it would hurt if Les put a Crab Claw on your Trapezius... OOOUUUCCCHHH!!!

[Chankgeez]

[spacelordmother]

Maaaaan -- just be careful. I saw a postrock band a couple weeks ago that had added a saxophone and it was NOT GOOD.

[nad]

shit Nad. fucking DOUCHERY.

i don't like talking shit about people in public..... but yeah. our situation is a tad similar. not near the longevity of badness, but it ended not good. i just got an email saying some prettttttttttty evil and hateful shit.

people like that are so WEIRD. i really don't get how their heads work. it's almost like they can't comprehend someone trying to be their friend and help... JUST to help them. not to play some angle. like that's the only way THEY see people, whether they're sucker/trusting enough to get over one, so of COURSE everybody's like that.

Heh, I had some friends like that in the past. Years later they come back saying "aw man I fucked up can we still be buttbuddies" and sometimes I say "aw man I love you" and then things are fine until shit blows up again. If/when I'm smart I say "NO FUCK YOU STAY OUT OF MY LIFE" and things always go better. Always.

ex-bandmate = ex-girlfriend = SEQUELS ALWAYS SUCK*

*excepting of course Evil Dead 2 but as we all know, the real world is not like Evil Dead 2

[behndy]

ARMY OF FUCKING DARKNESS.

..... Evil Dead 2 was a'ight, i was kinda bummed they took the tree humping out. i.... i liked htat.

yah. i'm getting to where i don't care, i'm almost happy shit blew up this early 'cause it was going to happen eventually. sucks when you think someone's your friend and they turn out to be... not. and not near the person you thought they were. all the horrible shit that was said about and to me had me pretty low for a hinute, but i got a pretty good nights sleep last night, a new phone to replace the busted up screen beater i was using, and music was still fun and interesting last night. 'm good now.

also, reading y'all silly bits peoples always cheers me up.

[Jwar]

So I decided recently I want to start a cover band. Is that weird? Purely covers. I'm thinking seriously about covering stuff like Type O Negative, Stabbing Westward and a few other very influential bands in my life. Mainly Type O though. Kind of a tribute to Peter. His music moved me in a way no others have. Gotta get my chops about me though. Need to practice playing and singing a lot more. Anyone have any tips on this? Playing bass and singing seems almost impossible to me sometimes. I've tried, and tried, but always fuck up. lol

[Deltaphoenix]

Do you have an acoustic guitar? Strumming one of those and singing helped me sing and play bass. Although, I only sing back-up in my band. There are some songs where the playing is so intensive that I can't do it. Or I have to dumb down my part on a chorus to sing. Now I am getting better and can sing over more complex parts.

[My name is Mudd]

...an erection lasting longer than 4 hours!

First time I saw that commercial and the part about seeking medical attention, I could not help thinking about my doctor's (no lie) 6' 2" seriously stacked redhead nurse (think Christina Hendricks, only twice as tall.)

Is that weird? Purely covers.

IMO...cover bands that do more than just act as a xerox machine (note-for-note repetition, including the EXACT same solo, etc as the original song) for the material are fine. Otherwise, they're just a tribute band with no money for costumes...if that makes sense...

[nad]

I'm with you on the singing and playing bass. CANNOT. DO. IT. But I'm okay on guitfiddle, and oddly enough, can sing just fine whilst playing drums.

With regards to your feelings on Type O Negative, all I can say is because I feel the same way.

I listened to World Coming Down last night and that album just keeps getting better and better as time passes. The only TON I'm not a huge fan of is the last one, but even that has a lot to love. A few standout songs for me are Burnt Flowers Fallen and Drunk In Paris, I can, have, and will listen to those on repeat over and over and over again. So lovely.

Oh yeah, and Treerapist from the first Evil Dead might be the best thing ever. And at this point I love all three movies about equally, I actually have regular three-way battles to see which one I like best, every time it's TIE GAME, EVERYBODY WINS!

[excane]

First time I saw that commercial and the part about seeking medical attention, I could not help thinking about my doctor's (no lie) 6' 2" seriously stacked redhead nurse (think Christina Hendricks, only twice as tall.)

Ooohhh the things I would like to do to her

She is seriously fantastic.