It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Chankgeez]

im really sorry to hear about blood party ...

Yes, behndy, sorry to hear about the lameness.

At this point, I will, however, suggest a change of name fo' yo' band:

Bloody Parts

or

The Bloody Parts

or


Partly Blood


or

Partly Bloody

or

Party Bloody Hard

or

Bloody Nose Party

or

something like that.

[warwick.hoy]

lol. yeah. i hope we find somebody great. Syren is an amazing singer, and exactly what i've always wanted. i'm sad it didn't work out.

nowwwwwww.... uploading the M9 Looper Control Setup in my DMC3 and see if i can fake it well enough to limp through some shows all noisy messy style.

NOT ALL OF US CAN SHOVE MECHAS UP OUR SHIVA DAMNIT.

Sorry to hear about the band woes Behnders. I hate it when something looks promising and just fizzles out before you have the opportunity to make a mark. As you say,...honesty is good and ending it before it turned into a shit show for real was probably a classy move on your girl's (not your real girl) part.

We've actually been taking a step back from the noise. As odd as it sounds it just started to become too predictable, not arty enough. I'm sure it will always be there,...the improvisational aspect as well,...but we also feel like arrangements will provide an "in" for the audience. Something they can recognize,...that get's their motor going,...that prepares their mind for the fuck that is about to occur.

This year we actually took quite a bit of time off to compose and arrange. We are still very much in that process. We needed to make some breakthroughs and it took a long time for a few of them to occur. One discovery we made was taking all the improv rehearsal material that we had recorded,...picking out particular parts,...mainly guitar licks and notating them out in Sibelius. This is incredibly exciting as a new tool to work with. Actually showing us how to take the time to listen to what we've recorded over the past two years and make something of it.

The other thing we managed to figure out is that Alcohol was holding us back. Getting drunk and jamming is awesome. Getting drunk and trying to write material,....not so much.

[D.o.S.]

H.R. from Bad Brains and Brooke Shields.

[sonidero]

Yeah I love it... People are losing there minds over a 29 year old pic... WHO CARES... I love the pic again...

[behndy]

Derelektical - thanks homie! it was neat hearing what you were doing with them! sorry we ended up recording them all crap and at the wrong tempo. mad appreciate it!

ChankerSore - lol. yeah. we had a show where i forgot my pedalboard on stage and one guy from the next band said into the mic, "Bloody Party - could you grab this gig bag.". ew.

also, apparently (according to two friends that giggled whilst relaying this) i responded with a loud, "don't you fucking touch it" before i went to grab it, and dood pulled away. i don't remember that though. they might be lying to me.

Jamez The Hoy - yah. it's frustrating and saddens me. but whatever. shit, as cliques tell us, happens. it could have been handled better and i don't think friendships will ensue. i'm bummed about the lost opportunities, but i'm kinda excited about doing a few shows all ass out just me and Pauly. lis, dunno if it's something i'd wanna pursue long term, but if it's fun it'll be neat to know we can do it. and maybe having a main thing and then doing a side rambley noisier thing might be Tits On A Bear levels of hawtness?

UNCHARTED WATERS AS FUCK FOR ME.

[Chankgeez]

also, apparently (according to two friends that giggled whilst relaying this) i responded with a loud, "don't you fucking touch it or I'll cut you wit my knife" ...

[behndy]

sigh.... but then somebody calls you on it, and i keep knives in the car, not on my person, and i'd have to suit up with an afro wig or undo braids and fluff my shits out..... just too much trouble to Keep It REAL.

REALLY Real.

[Deltaphoenix]

Damn, a TB Motherfucker backed out of buying the Fender....Why do Flakie people tell me they want to buy my shit?

[Jwar]

Ben did I miss something here? Why is the break happening?????

[behndy]

just personality conflicts mainly. i adore her as a musician and like a lot of things about her, it just wasn't working out between the three of us. i'll miss what we had.

[Mudfuzz]

it could have been handled better and i don't think friendships will ensue. i'm bummed about the lost opportunities, but i'm kinda excited about doing a few shows all ass out just me and Pauly. lis, dunno if it's something i'd wanna pursue long term, but if it's fun it'll be neat to know we can do it. and maybe having a main thing and then doing a side rambley noisier thing might be Tits On A Bear levels of hawtness?

UNCHARTED WATERS AS FUCK FOR ME.

adding another sorry man
Good luck on the temp B&D thing, I think you guys will come up with some interesting shit

[excane]

My hugs again for you behnderoo

Life is life, and life goes shitty some (most)times

[behndy]

rarrrrrrrrrr! thanks guys! careful though.... human contact is WAY sparser for me than it should be right now. hugs lead to cuddles lead to slow dancing (you know you can hear the music. you. KNOW. IT.) leads to Oh So Many Things.

yeah, i know shit like this happens. we're staying pretty positive about it. both are dreading the interview process, Syren sorta just fell into our lap and was a great fit in most ways. but yeah... both interested in seeing where OH MER GERD THERE'S SO MUCH DAMN SPACE is going to go. headed off to first practice now. bringing a mini midi keyboard, might try some simpler tapped stuff with some keys parts if i can do it.

ESCITING.

[excane]

hugs lead to cuddles lead to slow dancing (you know you can hear the music. you. KNOW. IT.) leads to Oh So Many Things.

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding
meets with their rabbi for counselling.

The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your permission to dance together, like the rest of the world."

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest. Men and women always
dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah a good thing within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man

"No problem," says the rabbi "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the rabbi."

"Why not?" asks the man.






"Could lead to dancing" Rabbi replied

[behndy]

lol.

wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.